NosyNorahh
VIP Member
The fact that he now has two phones and felt the need to tell the whole of Instagram has absolutely killed me What a little Dick
Boils my piss all these selfish maskless cunts taking complete advantage of the hidden disability sunflower lanyard that you can buy on ebay for fuck sake.Not a chance he is exempt. Can’t believe we are the only country in the world that has people who are exempt from wearing masks. Loonasy!
Have some joos ma luvlies. You’re welcomeJust had a disgusting thought pop into my head, and if I have to suffer it, then so do you lot!
I’ll bet he squeals like a wee suckling pig looking for a teat, in bed
Oh he’s definitely nae the full ticket ma lovely. Neither is Derek. I’m sure they claim carers allowance for each otherYour guess is as good as ours lovelie, his excuse for getting it was that he kept missing parcel deliveries and it was a long walk to the parcel place to collect them, so he said with the ring doorbell he wouldn’t miss the deliveries anymore. I think he is just a bit thick tbh
forget posh and becks, deek and beak are on tourMy favourite part is when he won't reveal where him and Deek are off te for the day because 'there'll be a stampede of people' His actual words! Wee knobber thinks they are posh and Becks
Also when he hits himself in the face showing aff his absolut staypul Method cleaner Peppergate is the gift that keeps oon giving!
Wrong thread ma luvlie? Marion would drap deed if he entered a gym.Genuinely baffled at a couple who have so much child free time, still dumping their kids in a crèche so they can go to the gym at the same time.
Im surprised Garnier haven't headhunted him to be a hair model with those undeniable results! Let's not forget his absolute favourite, staple, food for his hair.He has thick course hair my lovelie. It is definitely not thin and balding hence why he needs the dyson hair dryer