Another favourite of mine is the dyson one… purely just for how ridiculous it is he’s got a dyson hairdryerThere's plenty of highlights to keep us all entertained (but I suspect nothing will top "My Singing")
Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand
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Hallo ma lovelies haw are ye awl 
havne been awn here tidae had so much going awn in ma personal life that it distracted me from ma awn laine. Relying on food banks for me and ma little kiddies at tha mawment so times awr tough but I've managed to grab a wee hour to catch up and my gawd I can rely on ma tattle sisters to make me larfe Ahm back in ma own laine now but for how long who knows 
Spine bright ma lovelies, ma hoose ma rules nae debates.
havne been awn here tidae had so much going awn in ma personal life that it distracted me from ma awn laine. Relying on food banks for me and ma little kiddies at tha mawment so times awr tough but I've managed to grab a wee hour to catch up and my gawd I can rely on ma tattle sisters to make me larfe Ahm back in ma own laine now but for how long who knows Spine bright ma lovelies, ma hoose ma rules nae debates. 
19 secondsAnother favourite of mine is the dyson one… purely just for how ridiculous it is he’s got a dyson hairdryer
that's because he has no hair 
Ma favourite highlight a aw time ma luvlies is this one.
Aw it’s just brilliant where do a start? His wee sad moany voice. Hilarious. He feels so sorry for himself. Honourable mention of him trying to cover his accent
Next it’s him trying to brag aboot awww the makeup he’s got rid a, cos he jist hid hunnnners. HUNNERS. He then shows his wee cheapo drawers where he says he had to bin 9 foundations! Chanel! Dior! You name it! Aw and TONNES a makeup brushes. Boujee. Bespoke. That’s Marions makeup collection.
And the perfumes! Tom Ford! Jo Malone!
This parts my favourite. He shows this drawer and inside it is a fake Cartier bracelet, obviously not real as these bracelets retail for 4k-9k.
Totally dinny buy this at the barras. But aye. Maaaa favouriteeee highlight. Ah love it, ah jissst love it.
Aw it’s just brilliant where do a start? His wee sad moany voice. Hilarious. He feels so sorry for himself. Honourable mention of him trying to cover his accent
Next it’s him trying to brag aboot awww the makeup he’s got rid a, cos he jist hid hunnnners. HUNNERS. He then shows his wee cheapo drawers where he says he had to bin 9 foundations! Chanel! Dior! You name it! Aw and TONNES a makeup brushes. Boujee. Bespoke. That’s Marions makeup collection.
And the perfumes! Tom Ford! Jo Malone!
This parts my favourite. He shows this drawer and inside it is a fake Cartier bracelet, obviously not real as these bracelets retail for 4k-9k.
Totally dinny buy this at the barras. But aye. Maaaa favouriteeee highlight. Ah love it, ah jissst love it.
That’s definitely not strategically placed against the Vicks so everyone can see it is it?!Ma favourite highlight a aw time ma luvlies is this one.
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Aw it’s just brilliant where do a start? His wee sad moany voice. Hilarious. He feels so sorry for himself. Honourable mention of him trying to cover his accent
Next it’s him trying to brag aboot awww the makeup he’s got rid a, cos he jist hid hunnnners. HUNNERS. He then shows his wee cheapo drawers where he says he had to bin 9 foundations! Chanel! Dior! You name it! Aw and TONNES a makeup brushes. Boujee. Bespoke. That’s Marions makeup collection.
And the perfumes! Tom Ford! Jo Malone!
This parts my favourite. He shows this drawer and inside it is a fake Cartier bracelet, obviously not real as these bracelets retail for 4k-9k.
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Totally dinny buy this at the barras. But aye. Maaaa favouriteeee highlight. Ah love it, ah jissst love it.
#FreeBritneyEven Britney is laughing
#FreeDerek
#Freebies (for Marion)
Wae that high kick, he musta stuck his waffle slippers to his feet with the same glue he used to stick his old rug to his crapet ma lovelie
I’m fairness he’s posted a nice story this morning about a late friend.
Who he fell out with and didn’t talk to for about a year before she died. Her other friends have said he wasn’t that close to her....all posted for the likes And content. Disgusting.
Oh ffs I take it back! What a bleep!
It’s all on earlier threads. He really is bleep!
Lads the grief tourist is back but only for a nano second...back intae his ain lane he goes so aye ma luvlees
my eyes, MY KERRY KATONA EYES
Oh he here goes! Using a dead girl that he was bleeping vile to and didn’t speak to for at least a year before her death.
This little rat really is a piece of work! Scum!
This little rat really is a piece of work! Scum!
A uhm deed! How am ah just finding this singing highlight noo on this day of dawn! A canny breathe! Ahv pished ma bed, ahv woke ma wain up way ma hyena laughing, ahv woke ma doonstairs neighbours wains up aw thanks to the absaloot gem that is oor Marions singing highlights!! Thank youse aw fae the bottom of ma tattie heart, ahl never be the same again
Was this before the eyebroo and teef jurni?
On a side note, oor Deek is so handsome how in the fuckity duck did Marion pull him.. duck #FREEBRITNEY, #FREEDEEK
Was this before the eyebroo and teef jurni?
On a side note, oor Deek is so handsome how in the fuckity duck did Marion pull him.. duck #FREEBRITNEY, #FREEDEEK
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Grief tourist is something I’m going to have to steal and use
hate cunts that use the death of someone to promote content for sympathy and likes
I did wonder how long it would take before he used that gorgeous girl for attention.
Don’t forget that you told us all how you fell out with her and didn’t speak to her before she passed.
duck me, it’s not even 11am and he’s drinking me to get the drinks trolley out!!!!
Don’t forget that you told us all how you fell out with her and didn’t speak to her before she passed.
duck me, it’s not even 11am and he’s drinking me to get the drinks trolley out!!!!
"It wis at the hawns o me"
Translation: Falling out and going so long without speaking to my one-time bestie was entirely my fault.
We remember, Melvin.
Edited to add an important comma
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Translation: Falling out and going so long without speaking to my one-time bestie was entirely my fault.
We remember, Melvin.
Edited to add an important comma
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Oor Derek has the iq of a potato, Mario is the brains and lured him in.A uhm deed! How am ah just finding this singing highlight noo on this day of dawn! A canny breathe! Ahv pished ma bed, ahv woke ma wain up way ma hyena laughing, ahv woke ma doonstairs neighbours wains up aw thanks to the absaloot gem that is oor Marions singing highlights!! Thank youse aw fae the bottom of ma tattie heart, ahl never be the same again
Was this before the eyebroo and teef jurni?
On a side note, oor Deek is so handsome how in the fuckity duck did Marion pull him.. duck #FREEBRITNEY, #FREEDEEK
Tbh another reason they won't last, different personalities.
"Missed and loved by so many (except me)" Cram it Marion
I think cos everyone loved Derek he didn’t like it! Remember his questions box “what do you want to see more of” everyone was saying Derek
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