I wonder if Maz is so thick he thought the guy was actually singing? 
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He’s awfa busy this week ma lovlie he said he was on his ain dain the polis offices and he’s got a deed erm fae theI'm thinking Mazda has thrown a wee sickie todayNo tat flat tour today, no clutching of manky hoosecoat as his filter slips aff the big beaked face and talks illiterate nonsense to camera, either that or he is deliberately staying off camera so his menopausal mafia worry that he has horrendous symptoms after his vaccine and "unindate" him with messages of fake concern, but am sure he's fine abzoooluuuutley fine ma darlins
This wee guy has those same literal dance moves as Melvin. I had deja vu with the walking fingers move. All that was missing was aHe’s bringing class to the screen?Marion really does think she is the classiest of them all doesn’t he? View attachment 601468
He’s only jealous of people getting their bods out because he is ashamed of his saggy tats!
Add that to the long list of things my lovely. Seasonal scents. Chocolate. TV.
And don’t forget clutter ma luvlie. He jist hateees it. Despite the bedsit resembling a dumping ground.
I really love that he doesn’t get the irony one bit! “I cannot abide clutter! It’s just not for me” - said whilst sitting in his bedroom which resembles Stepetoe’s yard
Hi ma lovelies. Am having a wee bespoke mumosa tonight and would just like to say youse all make me laugh so much and I love this thread. Nae debates! Ma comment! Ma rules! Tattie hearts! tonsa luv! 
mwah mwah 
mwah mwah I’d love to see his definition of clutter if he doesn’t realise that that’s exactly what fills every single room of his bastarding hoose
His house makes me feel claustrophobic
I bet he watches those hoarder programmes on ch5 and thinks “oh hen you could squeeze in a wee bathroom cabinet in the corner of your living room”
He probably prefers to work than deal with Marion
WTF is wrong with him? Why can't he work full time? Is the little twit on some disability payment? I'm raging here just thinking of it.
If I worked with policemen, I'd be perving over them tbh, not some idiot on tiktok.
Oh no though, my brain won't stop thinking about Mario watching the lad on tiktok, screeching /singing along with him, then the sound of the velcro hoosecoat getting loosened.
*think happy thoughts, Dawn, rocks and cries*
Oh no though, my brain won't stop thinking about Mario watching the lad on tiktok, screeching /singing along with him, then the sound of the velcro hoosecoat getting loosened.
*think happy thoughts, Dawn, rocks and cries*
bleeping hell! This has done me
“I don’t see how she thinks she has a problem??? I can still see a bit of crapet over there! Plenty of room for more boujee items!”
Ever since someone pointed out on here that he can’t open his kitchen door fully I’ve not stopped thinking about it 
I’m starting a change.org to see what’s inside that cupboard of doom.
I’m starting a change.org to see what’s inside that cupboard of doom.
So aye, I saw this wee pic of Squidward and I thought I know who he reminds me of…same nose, hoosecoat and bespoke / boujee living area, it’s oor Marion so it is!
But then I saw that he has some chocolates and as we awe know Mario doesny like chocolate so it canny be him efter awe. Silly me. Tattie hearts luvlies
But then I saw that he has some chocolates and as we awe know Mario doesny like chocolate so it canny be him efter awe. Silly me. Tattie hearts luvlies
Same eyes, teeth and hair too !!So aye, I saw this wee pic of Squidward and I thought I know who he reminds me of…same nose, hoosecoat and bespoke / boujee living area, it’s oor Marion so it is!
But then I saw that he has some chocolates and as we awe know Mario doesny like chocolate so it canny be him efter awe. Silly me. Tattie hearts luvlies
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so aye and so forth.
What is THAT?
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