Cleaning with Mario #37 Eating Luncheons and Polishing Truncheons

[Babybail93]

Part 2 of the rant incase anyone’s blocked ma luvlies. Could anyone potentially translate for is? He’s said a lot a words but not actually said anything.

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All I’ve taken from this is that the leg on his console table is dented

 

[margot44]

Cmon tae fuck Mario, where ur ye?
At this rate we’ll be on thread #2743 the next time we see ye.

 

[BishBashBoss]

New thread!! I’m so excited ma lovelies. Getting aw cosy watching the soaps, reading tattle with ma chocolate, it’s no like me.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

It's a bespoke Italian dish ma lovelies, it's called 'Spaghetti Boil-an-nae-debates'

 

[laynelo_]

Here Marion, I’ve updated your name to something a little more accurate. Tons a love

 

[Georgethecat]

Again WHAT is he trying to say? That he fancies this guy? What is ‘this no clothes on shite’? The words must make total sense in his brain but just not connect to his fingers as he types? Also hands to yourself Marion, he’s young enough to be your nephew.

I think what he's trying to say is he would roll up his hoosecoat for the lad

 

[spongey]

"being respectful to strangers"

... like wearing a face covering in a shop to avoid potentially spreading a virus?

 

[Justbrowsin]

Thread suggestion. Dirty crapits, terrible cleaner, skintight pants and a little wiener

 

[margot44]

This is seriously getting oota hand noo. Come back Mario. It’s been far too long and we’ve awe missed you.

Tattie hearts ma darlins, stay strong

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

*puts pen to paper*

Dear Danyell ma lovelie,
You got any customer returns knocking about in your warehouse? Something plush and padded or bendy-leggit? Anything that you cannae put back oot on the shop flair? I'm doing a giveaway, but I'm no using ma ain money this time! Im gaun on a beg juhrnee, so whatever I get, will you store it for me also?
Tonnes a love.
Mario xxxx

 

[Andioooop]

They’re both Corrie characters. He isn’t even original with his names

Dinnae look like Gail & Elaine were pleased to see wee Marion hen. Mwah mwah

 

[Itscharlibaby]

Hullo ma luvlies *waves in the mirror like a pure weapon*
This thread has got me creasing tonight, I’m wrapped up in ma hoosecoat under ma wahful bedding that I’ve already washed 17 times this week, absolutely clutching ma mahoosive hooter. I’ve got tears running down ma cheeks in the colour clear and the scent water, swipe up for a free sample from ma bespoke! tear! ducts!
Spine bright, mwah mwah mwah

 

[Babybail93]

Can you imagine him with a bairn? Christ!

Can you imagine the shit he would dress it in? there’s nae room for it in the hobbit hovel so he’d have to get a boujee vintage window cage for it

 

[Babybail93]

When the smell of your own fart hits you

 

[PeachesLove]

What is THAT?

 

[Babybail93]

A new thread on this beautiful day of dawn! Got ma cruise control on so I stay in ma aine laine ma lovelies!! I “champion you all on”. Tattie hearts & stovie farts

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

You should repost it

I will It should probably feature on the Wiki.

 

[Curtaintwitcher45]

He’s obsessed with lip balms, no mate you’re obsessed with buying them because your lips look like they’ve never seen one, get in the bin maz, your pants are on fire!

Lovelies! This has put me in the mood for a new state of the art thread suggestion

Cleaning with Mario #38 - All the lip balms in all the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

 

[Andioooop]

 

[margot44]

I’m no here for the validation or the likes but .....OMG!! And no jist any thread, this is the BEST THREAD ON TATTLE!!! Tattie hearts tae yees awe ma luvlies, yees are awe legends and I’m shouting yees awe oan fae the rooftops.
Mwah