These imbeciles live for big events so that they have an "excuse" to spend and show off to get likes, validation and treebies from strangers and companies, bunch of self serving dickheads! 
I cant handle a window box journeyHe’ll have a widnae box next week hanging off the side of the bedsit
Quit! That’ll be next! He will be on to the council looking a boujee balconyHe’ll have a widnae box next week hanging off the side of the bedsit
Hes got Charlie nae bra dimmock on the phone pickin him out a bespoke antique oak one and then he'll get his craft on wi B&M Glotter and a can of spray paint, and of course it'll finally be him thinkin he's a Disney princess attractin aw the birds when a manky pigeon starts nestin in itHe’ll have a widnae box next week hanging off the side of the bedsit
"Leave it to air" you've got a duck ton of oversized cushions, 4 pillows and a duck off duvet taking up 90% of the bed with a hands width of space there, duck all is getting aired out ya roaster
Smell the wealth? Hahaha! Smell the desperation and the p*** from laughing someone has had at his expense no doubt! Who buys Xmas tat for the next year before Xmas? Smart people would have bought that after Xmas, especially when knowing we were going back into Lockdown and every store with an online presence was trying to get rid of everything as quickly as they could!Just so yeez aw know I BOUGHT AND PAID FOR everything for Xmas in November last year as I planned it aw roon ma shitey MDF wall and I BOUGHT AND PAID FOR IT AW. No gonnae lie I paid a SMALL FORTUNE, actually no a SMALL FORUTNE, I PAID A FORTUNE!! FOR MA BOUGHT N PAID FUR XMAS DECS, Smell the Wealth cause ma BOUGHT N PAID FOR COST A SMALL FORTUNE BUT ACTUALLY A BIG FORTUNE XMAS DECS are comin ma lovelies, Wait did I mention THEY COST A FORTUNE??Just away take yer face for a we'll earned shite Dildo Baggins how about you go and spend a SMALL FORTUNE on a new personality cause you're as funny as a burning orphanage and I'd rather watch gloss dry than watch you stain ma stories feed every day
We're in hysterics at this, but when he comes on for a nose and sees himself he's going to think he looks fab!
I was just coming in to ask if anyone else felt rage at the waves!!! It makes me feel irrational rage!!!!
Aye it gives me the rage as well. He'll need surgery to remove that hoosecoat as it glued to him.I was just coming in to ask if anyone else felt rage at the waves!!! It makes me feel irrational rage!!!!
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Also that caption... the washing’s going out where exactly Marion?I was just coming in to ask if anyone else felt rage at the waves!!! It makes me feel irrational rage!!!!
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has he got a secret garden we don’t know about?I believe there is a communal drying area some have mentioned on here. Think I’d stick with the dryer tbhAlso that caption... the washing’s going out where exactly Marion?
I wouldn't worry, noone is going to steal one of his waffle lounge suits or that stonking hoosecoat.I believe there is a communal drying area some have mentioned on here. Think I’d stick with the dryer tbh
Can you imagine the absolute state of a Marion wedding? I almost want to start a go fund me for it, so we can see the tit show he would undoubtedly createHas Melvin been reading his Wiki? First time in eons he's mentioned a wedding and the Wiki says they're engaged with no immediate plans
Oh, and his budget will probably be 1 hundredth of that tiktok behemoth.
it would be tattle gold!!!
