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Ohhhhh I’ve had a right wee chuckle this morning at the comments about Moira’s birthday extravaganza. This is my prediction:
• treated to hunners of birthday story reposts from his minions
• a boomerang of him dancing with a balloon with his age on it
• a selfie of Deek and Melv on the train on their amazing adventure (ten mins oan the train from Paisley to central) into the big city
• a video tour of their boujee Dakota bedroom which will no doubt prompt some kind of “redecoratoring” jurney
• a picture of a pizza and pasta dinner from a shite Italian (a share bowl of chips off to the side of the shot)
• a boomerang of either gin or Prosecco
• ten o clock he’s back to the room greetin coz his shoes have hurt his feet and he’s past his bedtime
• “Night night ma lovelies thanks for all your messages in ma outbox, there’s pure thoosans”
Then the following morning we will get 40 mins worth of dots with a fabricated story about how a fan accosted him and then another one about how he flashed his button mushroom to the maid and he’s absolootely mortified! *holds onto big ass nose while fake cry laughing*
N that’s it. Canny wait.
• treated to hunners of birthday story reposts from his minions
• a boomerang of him dancing with a balloon with his age on it
• a selfie of Deek and Melv on the train on their amazing adventure (ten mins oan the train from Paisley to central) into the big city
• a video tour of their boujee Dakota bedroom which will no doubt prompt some kind of “redecoratoring” jurney
• a picture of a pizza and pasta dinner from a shite Italian (a share bowl of chips off to the side of the shot)
• a boomerang of either gin or Prosecco
• ten o clock he’s back to the room greetin coz his shoes have hurt his feet and he’s past his bedtime
• “Night night ma lovelies thanks for all your messages in ma outbox, there’s pure thoosans”
Then the following morning we will get 40 mins worth of dots with a fabricated story about how a fan accosted him and then another one about how he flashed his button mushroom to the maid and he’s absolootely mortified! *holds onto big ass nose while fake cry laughing*
N that’s it. Canny wait.