Cleaning with Mario #36 Decorating your flat for instagram validation what a sad situation
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Does he not realise that living your entire life through Instagram is not healthy and it’s probably why he has the blues now that the attention has dried up? He has no hobbies, he doesn’t do anything, he doesn’t go anywhere. All he does is perform for Instagram and his time is spent thinking what he can buy next to show off with. It’s sad that all he has is Instagram but this all down to him. Living a fake, performative life must be so draining. Especially when he makes out that he can afford the best of everything but the only expensive stuff he owns has either been given to him or pilfered from his Debenhams days. He has old designer boxes proudly on display as if they’re ornaments and he was obviously delighted with himself for showing off a Selfridges box the other day....this says it all to me. His life is as empty as one of those Gucci boxes. It’s no wonder he feels like tit. Shame he will never do anything about it though.
Why would he add this filter...it does his nose no favours!
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Is there a reason it says blister?
I feel like I'm being trolled now for mocking him having everything bought last year and knowing he'll regret it and change it to fit in with whatever the rest of IG decide is this year's colours!
We're still in May!!!
HAHAHA just reading his Wiki for the first time - this had me howling !!!
- Was called Marion in a newspaper article. Was it a mistake or a piss-take though? The same newspaper also refers to Derek as his 'finance' which we believe to be accurate. lol. Marion.
- Was called Marion in a newspaper article. Was it a mistake or a piss-take though? The same newspaper also refers to Derek as his 'finance' which we believe to be accurate. lol. Marion.
Just him in a wig. Truly terrifying tbh.
How unfortunate that the new TV is too small for the hole 
Urgh, look at the cold dead body like colour of his arm. So thin too
But it has ledsHow unfortunate that the new TV is too small for the hole
That’s what he calls his sister
Cockney rhyming slang. He’s an idiot.*Steps oot av ma ain laine*
I just finished eating some crispbreads and one of the dogs started licking my plate, so I said "do you mind? I've just had my luncheon on there!"
*Steps back inta ma ain laine, taking a seat and getting some class*
So aye.....
I just finished eating some crispbreads and one of the dogs started licking my plate, so I said "do you mind? I've just had my luncheon on there!"
*Steps back inta ma ain laine, taking a seat and getting some class*
So aye.....
The new tv is too small for the bespoke hole
It needs lifting up a bit as well. The gap at the top is too big compared to the bottom
Always something with oor Marion! Never quiet gets it right does he?
It needs lifting up a bit as well. The gap at the top is too big compared to the bottom
Always something with oor Marion! Never quiet gets it right does he?
Yeah, cos even if it’s the same size telly the frames on them now are loads narrower so it looks smaller than his last one. Poor Marions nee media wall ruined within a week!The new tv is too small for the bespoke hole
It needs lifting up a bit as well. The gap at the top is too big compared to the bottom
Always something with oor Marion! Never quiet gets it right does he?
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Also, if that is wee Deeks PlayStation in that slot, where’s the boujee bespoke sky box?
God it looks ridiculous. It’s way too small! It’s like a pimple on an elephant’s arse.The new tv is too small for the bespoke hole
It needs lifting up a bit as well. The gap at the top is too big compared to the bottom
Always something with oor Marion! Never quiet gets it right does he?
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That looks stupid and like it's going to fall out!The new tv is too small for the bespoke hole
It needs lifting up a bit as well. The gap at the top is too big compared to the bottom
Always something with oor Marion! Never quiet gets it right does he?
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Omg it looks awful! A few days in and it looks tit like that!The new tv is too small for the bespoke hole
It needs lifting up a bit as well. The gap at the top is too big compared to the bottom
Always something with oor Marion! Never quiet gets it right does he?
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this would give me pure rage if it was my wall. The tv would have to at least be bloody central in the holeThe new tv is too small for the bespoke hole
It needs lifting up a bit as well. The gap at the top is too big compared to the bottom
Always something with oor Marion! Never quiet gets it right does he?
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