Its joos ma luvlee..nae debates oan ma pageThat’ll teach him for drinking fizzy juice before bed! Silly bleep.
Does anyone else read these posts in his voice?Hauld the bus he’s FOON it he’s foon his watch!!!!! duck his life the watch has been FOON ..
Hope wee Deek had time to cancel the new one he was probably forced to order the day
aye ma luvlee and I feel like I'm stepping right oot o ma lain ..karma on my arse ..so ayeDoes anyone else read these posts in his voice?
#Bawwatch is back on the menu . Loving your work here ma lovelieView attachment 554509 I went to Paisley and papped him as he opened his storage unit to add some more crap
Ha! He reminds me of Mrs potatohead. Even got the same boujee red leggings, bespoke wonky eyebrows, peachy lipstick, the big ol' hooter and the trainers that are rotters...Oh. let's no forget the misshapen head.It’s been annoying me for over an hour as to who he reminds me of. Finally popped into my head. Wee Herman Munster heid.View attachment 554289
That’s Derek’s boujee jock strap ma lovely!Looks likes he’s got a pair of pants strapped to his face. But good to see him finally wearing a mask.
Also, how did the watch get under the nest of tables? Did the magnetic force pull it aff his wee wrist and under the table?
I still cannae believe he bought olaplex for that hair. Everytime I remember I have a good wee chuckle.
His wee Boujie hair cut is like somethin outta a 2002 smash hits magazine, his eyes brows go any higher aside from resembling a stag do shag doll, they'll go round the back of his nut and attach themselves to his arse worse case like one of those cartoons where the eye brows just float above the heid and make nae senseI still cannae believe he bought olaplex for that hair. Everytime I remember I have a good wee chuckle.
This thread is a classic already!
Well swerved out yer lane, just crossed into a Mr Chef and BP wae that swerving hen, Anybody does doesn't matter its based on need, ex military or not if someone has more of a need than you they'll still be first so aye enjoy yer petrol station quiche henMight be stepping oot ma lane here, but I'm sure here in Scotland ex-military qualify for council house, wee Deek must have applied after he came oot the army.
Calm your tits hen, was only saying what it says on cooncil website, Ex-military are one of the priorities listed for housing.His wee Boujie hair cut is like somethin outta a 2002 smash hits magazine, his eyes brows go any higher aside from resembling a stag do shag doll, they'll go round the back of his nut and attach themselves to his arse worse case like one of those cartoons where the eye brows just float above the heid and make nae sense
Well swerved out yer lane, just crossed into a Mr Chef and BP wae that swerving hen, Anybody does doesn't matter its based on need, ex military or not if someone has more of a need than you they'll still be first so aye enjoy yer petrol station quiche hen
Very confused, I thought he had a mask exemption lanyard...
Gold. This right here.View attachment 554509 I went to Paisley and papped him as he opened his storage unit to add some more crap