Cleaning with Mario #35 Panelling whilst paying full rent, in the scent ‘money well spent’

[Cleanayr]

Who asked if he got someone in to style the living room? Has to be a tattler

 

[twilightgarden]

He’s such an idiot honestly, the mind boggles. The panelling has more depth than he does.

Pahhaha! I’m having a G&T to cheer masel up after the boring reveal and spat it oot.
Yer spot on hen mwah

 

[margot44]

Who asked if he got someone in to style the living room? Has to be a tattler

Here she is ma luvlies, Marios interior designer .....

 

[MaidMarion]

'I'm too far to drive into the walls' Captions + Mazda = too many laughs

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I keep going back for another look and I have concluded that it’s bleeping rotten looking. And the net curtains are the icing on the cake.

Marion, your taste is bleeping horrendous!

 

[Alansbigplate]

White voile though, whyyyyyy

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

I hope Rehhhyyyyyyynnnn scratches duck out the lot of it.

 

[Beanpop442]

Swerving out ma Laine - can someone please explain the Kerry katona eyes? Or add it to the wiki?

 

[Shmebulock]

White voile though, whyyyyyy

Because Mrs Hinch got them a couple of weeks ago for her bedroom

 

[iris8]

The panelling itself is the feature for the wall.
You’d maybe put a clock on it.
Not for it to resemble some hotel lobby. Here’s another bandwagon wee Marion has tried to jump on. 🧑🏻‍🦯

 

[LadyB65]

Who asked if he got someone in to style the living room? Has to be a tattler

Or someone with a visual impairment.... Maybe they have Kerry Katona eyes too

 

[Curtaintwitcher45]

So many have asked if he has had someone in to ‘style’ the place I wonder how it makes him feel that he has to come out with these bare faced lies. I’ve never known anyone to crave the attention and approval of others so much. He may pretend that he loves his life and is sooo happy but if that were true he wouldn’t seek validation from strangers about the way his home looks. It screams of insecurity. It’s actually quite pitiful but I struggle to feel sorry for him because he’s a total hole

 

[Citygirlgonecountry]

The best part of Marios big reveal has been me showing it to my boyfriend tonight who is nota follower of Mario and watching the looks of shock, confusion, amusement and sheer horror crossing his face as I introduce him to the beginning of his Mario Journeeeeee....

 

[Ohhkarmaaa]

His ‘big reveal’ We’ve just had a media wall put up to block our stairs in the living room
I bet his tv isn’t broken, he probably dropped the remote and the settings changed and now it’s going to be a hilarious story...

 

[laynelo_]

New thread:

Cleaning with Mario #36 Decorating your flat for instagram validation what a sad situation

New thread ma luvlies! Title by @Curtaintwitcher45 *I had to cut the title as it was too long! Catchup: - We got a wiki! check check 1. 2. - The bespoke new living room with a media wall and panelling has been revealed - He’s still just a wee hole Continue as youse were.

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