Oh god, not stovies again. Anything but that.
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I’m on the green or occasionally yellow( tastes like green but has fat levels of redJust me on the red milk here then... back in my ain lane I go!
)not sure why though as I dip half a pack of biscuits in my tea which cancels out the point it beinglow fat milk
Did anyone else spot the diffuser on his Dyson hair dryer?? I mean W! H! Y!?
He's fluffing out his afro pubics.
My colleague at my ain joab use these too. Tickles us all daySometimes I find myself using words and phrases like “Nae debates”, “Stay in your ain lane” and “Ma lovelie” in real life which invites some interesting looks from work colleagues, friends and family
First thing I thought was if everything is not bone dry when he puts it in it's going to rot. I have a plastic tray and I just throw everything straight from dishwasher to drawer.But sure if he has time to clean his wax holders he can dry his cutlery!!That's a lovely new cutlery divider in the colour plywood. Matches his bamboo kettle handle a treat. Once you open the drawer
Anyone else laughing that he has to go and pick up his parcel from the ‘deposit’? Ring bell clearly working a treat for him not missing parcels 
Oh go on ma lovelie treat yersel to a bamboo cutlery organiser! You deserve itBoring comment incoming, but I'm happier than a Melvin on a B&M spree so I'm sharing. Home insurance renewal time. 20 minutes work, saved £94 on a like for like replacement policy. Don't be tempted to just let an existing policy run ma lovelies (I did for 3 years).
Weirdly though, I have no inclination to treat masel to anything with the money saved
Do we think Rayn was meant to be Ryan and he spelled it wrong???Nah mateeeee, he's full on trolling us now, surely??
HE DOESNAE NEED A HAIR MASK FOR HIS 3 HAIRS!!
Unless it's for Rayn?
lactose free semi skimmed in this hoose. We are in a lain of our ain here!Same here, ma lovelie! Nae coos milk in this hoose. Wee Marjorie is in his ain lane as usual though. Blue milk with a chaser of red cola. Bespoke
He’s probably cutting about his flat in a lovely shoulder length wig that needs teased with the diffuser ma lovelie noo back in yer ain lane.
PREP STOVIES? Can that not be done before it’s tossed into the pot?
Yes! He is a tool.Anyone else laughing that he has to go and pick up his parcel from the ‘deposit’? Ring bell clearly working a treat for him not missing parcels
Yeah made my morningAnyone else laughing that he has to go and pick up his parcel from the ‘deposit’? Ring bell clearly working a treat for him not missing parcels
Rayn joining the bamboo journey!!
he’s hillarious!
he’s hillarious!
I am coming oot of ma laine to say I have 1% milk, which is closer to skimmed but tastes like semi skimmed. It’s an orange lid in Tesco’s and Asda and a purple lid if you buy this.... (which I usually do) my diet does include the occasional McDs and a can of Coke, but I can’t remember drinking full fat milk for a lonnnnnng time.Just me on the red milk here then... back in my ain lane I go!
Hates TikTok = uploads on TikTok.
That won’t last a month as it will just be a huge tripping hazard for oor Marion. Bet he washes his face mair in Ryan’s water bowl than his boujee bathroom
I just can't stop
He will have to clean the bowls and the wee serving table.
I hope Rayn doesn't think it's her new litter tray
Mario, ya frigging melt, you have so much bloody washing because you change your bedding three times a week.
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That’ll be all the IBS queefs he does in his sleep. Ruins the wahafful bedding
Jesus christ!
Bum lick
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