So he’s gone and done the food shop today? Yet he’s been in aldi in the week too? Why not just get it all in one go in the week!? You only work 32 minutes a day!
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He has got to be trolling us now. The chapel candle putter outer and the hair mask.
No wonder I drink. Think I’ll have a double shot of zoflora in my next drink.
No wonder I drink. Think I’ll have a double shot of zoflora in my next drink.
I can’t believe he’s got the cheek to be using £7 a bottle shampoo. He’d be just as well using shower gel for his 3 hairs.
Nah mateeeee, he's full on trolling us now, surely??He's bought a hair mask
HE DOESNAE NEED A HAIR MASK FOR HIS 3 HAIRS!!
Unless it's for Rayn?
Ma lovelies I’m confused I’ve neglected mazdas thread for weeks.... has he somehow grown a massive mane of hair??? Or is he using that absoooloot stapul of a hair mask on his pubes 
For 2 men, they really go through a lot of joos 
bet they’ve never had a glass of water in their lives. The red kola howling! And the hair mask and £7 shampoo when he has next to no hair. He really has a severe spending problem. If he’s comfortable now, imagine how comfortable he’d be if he stopped buying things he doesn’t need?? Millionaire!
bet they’ve never had a glass of water in their lives. The red kola howling! And the hair mask and £7 shampoo when he has next to no hair. He really has a severe spending problem. If he’s comfortable now, imagine how comfortable he’d be if he stopped buying things he doesn’t need?? Millionaire!
Oh god... this thread has proper made me laugh today!!
bleeping HAIR MASK!!! I hope he does a demo!! DEAD 
bleeping HAIR MASK!!!
I hope he does a demo!! DEAD A hair mask!! A HAIR MASK!! I’ve more hair on my f**king legs. I do hope he shares a before and after.
I could cry. Shearers candles are my go to brand. I like that they are made in Glasgow and the people in shops are always so nice. Why oh why has this moron ruined them for me. Leave them alone Marion. Stick to your signature stapul Ava scent and stay in your own lane you utter baw bag of a man! Also are all his aftershaves doops? Thought he always wore Tom Ford?
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His pubics and arse hair is longer than his head hair. What a total waste of money.He's bought a hair mask
He's supposed to rep for avamay, and he's shouting out other brands....
What flavour ma lovelie? I may join xx
A hair mask I am D E A D!
I am D E A D!
"Tom Ford is ma staypul signature scent"
Shows us a carousel of market stall fakes that barely last an hour and bring your skin out in hives.
Nice one...
Shows us a carousel of market stall fakes that barely last an hour and bring your skin out in hives.
Nice one...
That's cos he can't
Omg send an ambulance I can’t breathe. A hair mask Aaaaaahhhhaaha. That’s done me today, I can’t cope.
A tub that size must last him 5 years for all the 3 hairs he has on his head
A tub that size must last him 5 years for all the 3 hairs he has on his head
Now now ma lovelies our Maroon might be using the hair mask for shaving his legs. It’s an absaloot stapul remember.
Good grief, scrolling down though the thread I caught the top of this picture and thought Marion had been flashing his button mushroom. Yikes.
Don’t forget he has ultra! Highly! Sensitive! Skin!
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