I’m here to see if anyone has tried to figure out where he’s walking when everyone was guessing last time it cracked me up
Rent is a dirty, horrible, filthy word unless you add FULL in front of it *Spits*Just in case you're newish to the Melvin, he goes on about his dream mcmansion and how he could get a mortgage *clicks fingers* "like that".
Rent isn't a dirty word round these parts ma lovelie, we're only going by what the wee arse has said himself
That was too far, but also so funny.I’m here to see if anyone has tried to figure out where he’s walking when everyone was guessing last time it cracked me up
This doesn’t surprise me. I don’t get the relationship they seem like completely different people. I defo think it is just convenient for Derek. Marion is is flat maid. Does the washing , cleaning etc.Bet Derek lived on pot noodles before Mario, and quite frankly that’s a better diet than the shite Marion serves him.
I remember seeing them together in a pub in Edinburgh and they hardly spoke to each other the whole time. Not that I specifically picked a table with a view of them. I wish we had kidnapped Derek.
Sorry ma lovlie but he did get his kitchen wrapped professionally in 2018.Ahhh. Sorry
You’re so right, why does he have to make out his life is so much more excloooosive & bespoke than it is? He’d be better off saying “I didn’t like the worktops so I covered them, didn’t I do a great job?”
But he doesn’t, he pretends he had some company come in & wrap his (the councils) kitchen. I’d have way more respect for him if he stopped pretending so much.
well, I’d have a tiny bit of respect for him, currently I have none.
That kitchen really was missing a hot chocolate station. Thank god Marion see sense and invested in oneSorry ma lovlie but he did get his kitchen wrapped professionally in 2018.
Seeing as he's jumped on Hinch's bamboo bandwagon I'm guessing he'll be getting *falbon* worktops in the colour marble and the scent plastic to match hers
A few folk have said in previous threads that his block is due for bulldozing but maybe they've had a stay of execution and a full renovation is indeed on the cards.The council replace kitchens & bathrooms every so many years. He’s block is prob having a refurb. You get to choose cupboards, handles, worktops & flooring. Lying bastard making out he’s doing it all.
Except here it is on his grid. And he says falbon on this story, hahaha haha *breathe* hahaha
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When he had worktops he could work onSorry ma lovlie but he did get his kitchen wrapped professionally in 2018.
Seeing as he's jumped on Hinch's bamboo bandwagon I'm guessing he'll be getting *falbon* worktops in the colour marble and the scent plastic to match hers
Must be why nose so big it's full of lie sSo my conclusion from today’s stories is that Marion and the truth are still not friends! #Jackanory
ware and tare?! so he’s always been thick as tit then??Sorry ma lovlie but he did get his kitchen wrapped professionally in 2018.
Seeing as he's jumped on Hinch's bamboo bandwagon I'm guessing he'll be getting *falbon* worktops in the colour marble and the scent plastic to match hers
Marion’s stories come in the colour “opaque” and in the scent “bullshit”So my conclusion from today’s stories is that Marion and the truth are still not friends! #Jackanory
That original post...Sorry ma lovlie but he did get his kitchen wrapped professionally in 2018.
Seeing as he's jumped on Hinch's bamboo bandwagon I'm guessing he'll be getting *falbon* worktops in the colour marble and the scent plastic to match hers
Making “stovies” ma lovelieAnd he now spends most of his time in the kitchen? Doing what, just standing there? Its not even got a table or chair! Hes off his rocker
Oh bloody hell. I can't unsee that!I've been meaning to post this since the other day, but I keep forgetting . Just for you hen NAE DEBATES aye and so forth
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Its a bit rough and ready isn't it...Poor lad. Then he met Mario and he snaked his way in .
Think it’s Domestic & General. I’m sure he tagged them at some point. He took out a policy with them when it first broke. They are horrendous to deal withRandom question but does anyone know the company he keeps referring to as “shocking” service for his tumble dryer.? Just if it was that bad surely he would have tagged them?