I’m here to see if anyone has tried to figure out where he’s walking 
when everyone was guessing last time it cracked me up
when everyone was guessing last time it cracked me up
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Rent is a dirty, horrible, filthy word unless you add FULL in front of it *Spits*Just in case you're newish to the Melvin, he goes on about his dream mcmansion and how he could get a mortgage *clicks fingers* "like that".
Rent isn't a dirty word round these parts ma lovelie, we're only going by what the wee arse has said himself
That was too far, but also so funny.I’m here to see if anyone has tried to figure out where he’s walking
This doesn’t surprise me. I don’t get the relationship they seem like completely different people. I defo think it is just convenient for Derek. Marion is is flat maid. Does the washing , cleaning etc.
I defo think Derek plays away, maybe that’s what’s been with all his disappearing acts lately
Sorry ma lovlie but he did get his kitchen wrapped professionally in 2018.Ahhh. Sorry
You’re so right, why does he have to make out his life is so much more excloooosive & bespoke than it is? He’d be better off saying “I didn’t like the worktops so I covered them, didn’t I do a great job?”
But he doesn’t, he pretends he had some company come in & wrap his (the councils) kitchen. I’d have way more respect for him if he stopped pretending so much.
well, I’d have a tiny bit of respect for him, currently I have none.
Seeing as he's jumped on Hinch's bamboo bandwagon I'm guessing he'll be getting *falbon* worktops in the colour marble and the scent plastic to match hers
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That kitchen really was missing a hot chocolate station. Thank god Marion see sense and invested in oneSorry ma lovlie but he did get his kitchen wrapped professionally in 2018.
Seeing as he's jumped on Hinch's bamboo bandwagon I'm guessing he'll be getting *falbon* worktops in the colour marble and the scent plastic to match hers
A few folk have said in previous threads that his block is due for bulldozing but maybe they've had a stay of execution and a full renovation is indeed on the cards.
Totes amazeballs that in the last year he’s gone from 100% savoury and no a fan o sweet stuff ma lovelies (it’s no his thing) tae changing tae being borderline diabetic wi the sugar he’s consuming. Yet again liar liar pants on fire
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When he had worktops he could work onSorry ma lovlie but he did get his kitchen wrapped professionally in 2018.
Seeing as he's jumped on Hinch's bamboo bandwagon I'm guessing he'll be getting *falbon* worktops in the colour marble and the scent plastic to match hers
So my conclusion from today’s stories is that Marion and the truth are still not friends! 
#Jackanory
#Jackanory
Must be why nose so big it's full of lie sSo my conclusion from today’s stories is that Marion and the truth are still not friends!
ware and tare?!Sorry ma lovlie but he did get his kitchen wrapped professionally in 2018.
Seeing as he's jumped on Hinch's bamboo bandwagon I'm guessing he'll be getting *falbon* worktops in the colour marble and the scent plastic to match hers
so he’s always been thick as tit then??So my conclusion from today’s stories is that Marion and the truth are still not friends!
Marion’s stories come in the colour “opaque” and in the scent “bullshit”So the machines fucked, but every cloud has a silver lining cos he’s getting new worktops? What the duck’s he talking about
It would be silver lining if the engineers sat their fag on the vinyl and burnt it, and had to replace it with a new worktop honestly, this tit needs proof read before he talks
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That original post...Sorry ma lovlie but he did get his kitchen wrapped professionally in 2018.
Seeing as he's jumped on Hinch's bamboo bandwagon I'm guessing he'll be getting *falbon* worktops in the colour marble and the scent plastic to match hers
Ware and Tare
And he now spends most of his time in the kitchen? Doing what, just standing there? Its not even got a table or chair! Hes off his rocker
Making “stovies” ma lovelieAnd he now spends most of his time in the kitchen? Doing what, just standing there? Its not even got a table or chair! Hes off his rocker
Afternoon ma lovelies! Looks like our Marion had his Covid jab. Here is the evidence.
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What I can’t get to grips with is for such an illiterate uneducated little toad he has such an overinflated opinion of himself. He’s an embarrassment on Instagram. He looks like a right nasty piece of work too. And NAE DEBATES!!!!
Random question but does anyone know the company he keeps referring to as “shocking” service for his tumble dryer.? Just if it was that bad surely he would have tagged them?
Think it’s Domestic & General. I’m sure he tagged them at some point. He took out a policy with them when it first broke. They are horrendous to deal with
tbf Marion needs a boujee kitchen worktop for preparing meals sitting his McDonalds and takeaway bags on
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