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He was only last year flashing his chubby at the postman, and now he has a ring doorbell where he can “see the postman but he cannae see me” so funny “it’s like a spycam” (Royal Mail restraining order pending)
“I’m always sometimes (?) missing parcels and ma nearest deposit (depot?) for picking up parcels is 40 minutes walk there and back”
Wae that pish diet his nearest deposit is probably in the arse of his bobbled primark boxers..
So ma lovelies today is the day Derek has been left to deal with everything, he might get lucky with the cooncil plumberand beaky might come home to find his plush fake clothes oot on the landingbut on other news iv jumped back into ma ane lane, iv got some joos n crisps while a clean ma kitchen n soak ma toaster n kettle in zoflora, the scent cats piss.
oh ffs same shite different day from our boujee queen! its like groundhog day in the padded cell, same picture of that ugly mirror.
Derek is probably looking forward to the workman coming instead of listening to bitchface moaning, Marion who cares if your in a good mood you wee hobbit, you have rattled my cage today.
At the point now where I hope the repair company are following him on his Insta Journey and seeing how far they can go to wind him up rather than just being incompetent !
New falbon journey ahead . More money down the drain. I guarantee he’s going for white marble affect wrap this time.
Also how many roads did he cross by himself in those videos?
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