It’s his staypul and so forth
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He’s said he inherited money before. Sometimes he forgets family watch his stories and back tracks on the lies.
Don't give up the day joab Marion, seems like quite a few 'fans' have had enough of your havering 
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But will they be bespoke plywood or bespoke MDF display units?
Thank you Saint Marion for looking over me tonight, on my turn to do the nights feeds, and providing us enough comedy gold to get me through. You absolute diamond tattie you 
Ps. Wardrobes are nae in good condition when they've been used as a scratching post by wee bebe Rayn(?), Raiyn (?), Rain (?), Who knows too bespoke for me lovelies.
Ps. Wardrobes are nae in good condition when they've been used as a scratching post by wee bebe Rayn(?), Raiyn (?), Rain (?), Who knows too bespoke for me lovelies.
Pretty sure if the cat has been using his old wardrobes as a scratch post, she’ll use the new ones too! Unless he having them covered in diamonds and mirrors!Thank you Saint Marion for looking over me tonight, on my turn to do the nights feeds, and providing us enough comedy gold to get me through. You absolute diamond tattie you
Ps. Wardrobes are nae in good condition when they've been used as a scratching post by wee bebe Rayn(?), Raiyn (?), Rain (?), Who knows too bespoke for me lovelies.
Then he’ll be able to flash his mushroom anytime he pleases.
He’s seriously on the beg!
I had those IKEA wardrobes years ago and one day they just full on collapsed as in the whole thing just fell into a massive pile. Mine were pretty empty...how are his still standing 
Probably all the chemicals and his stank arse breath malodour have created a natural strong bond/ sealant over the years?I had those IKEA wardrobes years ago and one day they just full on collapsed as in the whole thing just fell into a massive pile. Mine were pretty empty...how are his still standing
All that clutter ! Actually quite shocking
Just incase any newbies here haven't seen Mario's old furry roller coaster teeth before... ugh Derek, sweetie. You deserve a medal for locking lips with th at
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Poor Rayn probably seen a door opened and thought I can now escape only to find out it was the wardrobe door and go nuts and scratch it like mad xx
So he inherited money from somewhere, has been saving like duck and yet still cant afford 2 wardrobes??That's all hes fitting in that room. I got twice the amount hes looking for from IKEA for less than €1800. Designed on website myself in 1 night. Found my own fitter another €300. That was 5 years ago. Far from bespoke but exactly the style I wanted and still doing the job. bleeping drama queen.
He didn’t inherit money. He thought someone had asked him if he had turned down offers of money to promote items, so answered wrongly. He is an idiot.
I think Melv has given us the fear about defining anything as bespoke, but you are wholly entitled to youse it. You had something tailor made to fit your space and you defined the layout and spec. Melvs own fitted wardrobes will actually be bespoke too (for once), but i dont think your price tag will be what he had in mind somehow.
I definitely think he wrote that question himself but fucked it up by saying “you passed down money” instead of “you’ve turned down money”
Who the duck would ever ever think that he’s legitimately been offered loads of money from big companies. Absolutely bleeping ludicrous
As for him saying he picks and chooses who he works with - BULLSHIT! He’s just as greedy as the other insta parasites, the only reason he doesn’t have loads of money and perks is because is simply isn’t offered them. The greedy little toad thought nothing of accepting gifted couches and mirrors from DanYELL and obviously thought that it would lead to more freebies from other companies but quite obviously it hadn’t lead to that.
Now he’s hinting all over Instagram for free or discounted wardrobes and he has the stones to make out that he’s different to the other cleaning accounts. He would be ‘absolutely delighteeed to be part of the in crowd with the big hoose full of gifted tat but he’s not and that’s why he makes out as if he CHOOSES not to accept gifts and money. As bleeping if. Tit
Who the duck would ever ever think that he’s legitimately been offered loads of money from big companies. Absolutely bleeping ludicrous
As for him saying he picks and chooses who he works with - BULLSHIT! He’s just as greedy as the other insta parasites, the only reason he doesn’t have loads of money and perks is because is simply isn’t offered them. The greedy little toad thought nothing of accepting gifted couches and mirrors from DanYELL and obviously thought that it would lead to more freebies from other companies but quite obviously it hadn’t lead to that.
Now he’s hinting all over Instagram for free or discounted wardrobes and he has the stones to make out that he’s different to the other cleaning accounts. He would be ‘absolutely delighteeed to be part of the in crowd with the big hoose full of gifted tat but he’s not and that’s why he makes out as if he CHOOSES not to accept gifts and money. As bleeping if. Tit
What about TV presenting though. 
Was it babestation.
Was it babestation. 
Imagine Mario presenting anything 
he’d be tripping over his words, it would sound like his falsers were too big for his mouth, he couldn’t read the autocue even if it was the size of the moon due to the Kerry Katonas disease.... and his bespoke accent / interpretation of the English language would be decipherable by 0.2% of the population, if that!
Now that I’ve typed it out, I actually kind of want to see it
he’d be tripping over his words, it would sound like his falsers were too big for his mouth, he couldn’t read the autocue even if it was the size of the moon due to the Kerry Katonas disease.... and his bespoke accent / interpretation of the English language would be decipherable by 0.2% of the population, if that! Now that I’ve typed it out, I actually kind of want to see it
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