Cleaning with Mario #31 Paisley penthouse with Ring bell, Rayn trapped in plush hell

[NOID-phal]

So ma boujie thread title wasnae yoused! It's fine, I'm fine, abzalootly fine! Loads of threads wanted to work with me on a title but It wasnae fae me! Ma life ma rules! So am aff to read page 282 again, spine bright


Mwah mwah I was writing mine when you posted this.... Tattie hearts, I'm no bitter!

Am sorry not sorry ma lovelie. Youse didn't have the most likes. It's too much pressure though, youse had better just get a nice part time job cleaning the polis loos instead.

Is he seriously putting the old lockers into the new wardrobes or have I missed something??

Yep, makes no sense does it, don't understand why he doesn't keep them where they are.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Mario “a hate clutter!” McKnight

I’ve been to jumble sales that have less tat than his bedroom alone.

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Have questions. So many questions for Derek...

 

[BarnsleyWitch]

His stories make me feel like I need to go for a lie down he’s just one big migraine
He’s a in-denial hoarder who can’t stop spending money on crap! Down to earth my arse Mario
bespoke=tat cave

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

After today's "true or false" session with Melvin, I'm here on this boujee new thread in the colour "bewildered" in the scent "Dear God, why?"

 

[Popper]

Ooops, he’s read tattle before snuggling in all cozy to bed and realised his mistake with the passed down money question I’m struggling to understand his explanation as it’s in full Marion language as per.

 

[Noseybonk]

A new shiny thread.... Spine bright ma lovelies, I am chanting you all on

 

[Shmebulock]

Not OUR dreams. Just his, fuckin wee gremlin

 

[menopausalmargrit]

His fitted wardrobes are going to be tit aren’t they?

 

[tweetypiex]

His fitted wardrobes are going to be tit aren’t they?

havent you heard?? They’re going to be BESPOKE. In the colour plywood and scent same as every influencer. Stay in yer aine lain! But as always spine bright

 

[SuzyE]

Ooops, he’s read tattle before snuggling in all cozy to bed and realised his mistake with the passed down money question I’m struggling to understand his explanation as it’s in full Marion language as per.

Yep, he's been here for a nose ...Yoo hoo Mario!

 

[twilightgarden]

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Not OUR dreams. Just his, fuckin wee gremlin

Hang on,I thought he had lots of money saved and is financially FINE. I can’t keep up ma lovelies

 

[mrsbucket]

Hello ma lovelies! Do any of yous nae what he plans on doing with his current bedside cabinets because he didnae mention it?

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

His fitted wardrobes are going to be tit aren’t they?

Aye, but I've been thinking.

If Bernadette needs wardrobes can we maybe start a just giving page for her?

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

His fitted wardrobes are going to be tit aren’t they?

They are ma lovelie...



Surprised he's not redoing his bathroom in the colour MrsHinch arse licking, range for Tesco #betrashyyetboujee

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Hello ma lovelies! Do any of yous nae what he plans on doing with his current bedside cabinets because he didnae mention it?

Why does he repeat the same thing like.. 4 times in one set of stories? he’s like a demented circus monkey the way he goes on.

 

[Noseyrosie62]

I think he’s actually miss read it as meaning he has passed up lots of money

I bet Derek gran gave him some money and Marion is swindling it away. The cretin.

what I don’t get if hegot given money... why pretend him and Derek have been saving

And those boxes look like they come from a catalogue.
Maybe Marion means by true is actually he Or Derek is able to secure credit (littlewoods or something )

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Not OUR dreams. Just his, fuckin wee gremlin

Was just about to post this.
I use to think he was harmless just a little bit cringe. But he really is a self absorbed wee tadger

I bet Derek family hate him

 

[twilightgarden]

Has Mario actually looked into the cost of his ‘bespoke’ fitted wardrobes? I don’t think they’re at all cheap. Hope his finances are comfortable enough

 

[Cagayu]

Why does he repeat the same thing like.. 4 times in one set of stories? he’s like a demented circus monkey the way he goes on.

Because he ABZOLOOTLY loves to

 

[Noseyrosie62]

Has Mario actually looked into the cost of his ‘bespoke’ fitted wardrobes? I don’t think they’re at all cheap. Hope his finances are comfortable enough

He is proper on the beg for a discount

I mean he and Derek are comfortable and so good at saving. If that’s the case why not wait a bit and save for the ones they want rather than rush