Cleaning with Mario #30 A tat cave in Paisley born & raised in ma hoosecoat I spend ma day

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Sorry, me again, and when he walked away the husband of Michelle said “you’ve done the best oot of us aw”...

Assume he realises how much workies actually get paid vs a part time cleaner.

no wonder a take a drink!

Omg is that what he said? Ffs and I thought my interpretation was bad. I've just cringed inside my own 'arris!

 

[NOID-phal]

What I don't understand is M now has new brows, new teef, new skin and is now blind. I'm not sure how recognizable he now actually is. The only thing that remains the same is his accent and in an area full of Scots they all blend in. Unless you can spot an old school friend a mile off from the way they swagger I'm calling bullshit

He's tiny, with a distinctive hairdon't and a nose you can see from space.

 

[pssst!]

He's tiny, with a distinctive hairdon't and a nose you can see from space.

I'm surprised he's not been spotted on Google Earth!

 

[NOID-phal]

Thanks for aw the love oan ma post earlier. It’s no true what they aw say about youse.

His opening line was ma favourite - “a sometimes always walk to ma work”

Youse are a cheeky witch. Also, look at the ad I get under your post.

 

[ayeayecaptain]

I was looking at an old post of mine there (for reference purposes ) and realised @cleaningupthecrap has been AWOL since 4th October...
If you see this I do hope you are safe & well ma lovelie!!!!

 

[Noseybonk]

He looks like Doofenshmirtz ma lovelies NAE DEBATES! Aye and so forth

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He’s got a bit of a Perry the Platypus vibe too . I posted a pic on an earlier thread where he looked exactly like Phineas

 

[Poptart]

Yeah because that's the only thing that has changed the last couple of years..thank Christ were not in a pandemic or anything!

 

[GreatBritishFakeOff]

Ya fucker who needs Tom Hardy reading bedtime (fairytale) stories when you have mario

 

[twilightgarden]

I have a disgusting image of Mario in his wahful jammies with a wee semi watching Bridgerton in bed

Please pass the bleach for my brain.

 

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

These threads are too funny. I've decided to start this journey from the beginning on #thread 1!! He's like a good book that you just keep reading over and over again. I'll see you all in about 3 weeks x

Wait until you get to threads about the rats and the council kicking his door in. Absolute gold.

 

[laynelo_]

I just went through the most liked posts on the threads and I must say this is 100% the funniest thread on here Made me shed a tear so it did

thank you ma luvlies for cheering up my night

 

[teagenie22]

Omg so this is where aw the ‘trolls’ hang oot how have I just found this site??

right wtf is the deal with the teeth and the brows - did he get wallies or did he get braces?

wits the beef with seksy deksy - is he no the full shillin? He seems a bit like thon from little Britain in the chair.

 

[Egg parcels]

I’ve just watched his trolling highlight....why is he acting like he’s got the mafia after him and they are going to kill him?

 

[Booboo76]

Omfg what an absolute prick, who does he actually think he is, if I was this man who accosted him in the street I’d be raging by now n want to smash his ugly face in, if in fact it did happen, he’s so condescending, head!

 

[Beggarsbelief]

LOL at your attention to detail. How do you feel about his skirting? It's the hair that annoys me most, why can't he see how bad it all is.


And he got the antique apple watch to track his steps.

Nae debates ma lovelies on the door handles and skirting, I have built this hoose fay the grun up.
The handles and skirting annoy me too

Can we just take the time to appreciate these pics2 insta fannies when they met in Primark.
Is the workie in hi viz story made up just like the postman and nikita dug, yeh I think so, anyway ma lovelies tonnes a love

 

[NOID-phal]

I have a disgusting image of Mario in his wahful jammies with a wee semi watching Bridgerton in bed

Please pass the bleach for my brain.

I can definitely see Mario as a shy young lady.

I’ve just watched his trolling highlight....why is he acting like he’s got the mafia after him and they are going to kill him?

I think he means us. All we want to do is take him to get his hair cut properly.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Omg so this is where aw the ‘trolls’ hang oot how have I just found this site??

right wtf is the deal with the teeth and the brows - did he get wallies or did he get braces?

wits the beef with seksy deksy - is he no the full shillin? He seems a bit like thon from little Britain in the chair.

Hello ma lovelie

This is indeed where we aw hing oot - I’ll pour you a wee martini in the taste electrify fabulousa and a wee bowl a criss.

We have wan rule here - stay in yer ain lane or there will be karmer oan yer arse!

Mwah mwah mwah

 

[pssst!]

I have visions of his shroom getting a wee excited and I don't want them in my head

 

[Doodlebug71]

I have visions of his shroom getting a wee excited and I don't want them in my head

Naeboady does ma luvlee...now get back in yer ain lane and get some class
karmer oan yer arse
..so aye

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Easy Mario if you are bored oot your scrub daddies during Lockdown join Tattle

Bless You My Lovelies