Cleaning with Mario #30 A tat cave in Paisley born & raised in ma hoosecoat I spend ma day

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Yeah so this ex classmate asshole builder stood with his workmates watching Marion, before running up to declare that he's a changed man now with a wife and kid.
And If that bullshit wasn't cringe enough, before leaving he turned to him and said......

"Mario im cheering youse on all the way and in effect youse had the laugh with us all..."

Pass the fabulosa wipes im tearing up here!

 

[pssst!]

These threads are too funny. I've decided to start this journey from the beginning on #thread 1!! He's like a good book that you just keep reading over and over again. I'll see you all in about 3 weeks x

 

[Anti-influencer]

Don’t forget everyone, he does have glasses...he bought them for 1.99 off eBay and they just have glass lenses because they are “fashion” glasses!

 

[Noseyrosie62]

Ahhh I love story time with Marion. Especially the stories that didn’t bloody happen

and I’m shook at the fact he actually refers to his blindness as Kerry Katona disease. I thought that was just a tattle joke

 

[BoujeeBabe]

He seems the type of person to carry business cards with his signature on them to hand out to all these fans that don't approach him

With "Quote mariosmafia10 for 10% aff" on the back

 

[Noseyrosie62]

We now need every single Michelle that follows him to confirm that their other half DID NOT approach Marion.

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Ahhh I love story time with Marion. Especially the stories that didn’t bloody happen

and I’m shook at the fact he actually refers to his blindness as Kerry Katona disease. I thought that was just a tattle joke

That’s my claim to fame.
I said it not long after I joined these Mario threads cos I can be an utter witch at times and it stuck. Although obvs I said it cos it reminded me of Kerry Katona.

 

[NOID-phal]

Ahhh I love story time with Marion. Especially the stories that didn’t bloody happen

and I’m shook at the fact he actually refers to his blindness as Kerry Katona disease. I thought that was just a tattle joke

Shows he reads here.

If you saw someone you were at school with twenty years ago, and you'd been an arse to them, and you knew they had a large social media account, would you go up to them? Knowing they could shame you. Nope. You might shriek oi Mario, you big nosed wanker, still cutting your own hair, then give him a wedgie and a Chinese burn.

 

[NaeDebates]

I smell shite Marion. You didn’t cross the road to avoid the road works we all know you’re scared of crossing the road remember

 

[Doodlebug71]

These threads are too funny. I've decided to start this journey from the beginning on #thread 1!! He's like a good book that you just keep reading over and over again. I'll see you all in about 3 weeks x

Fasten her seatbelt ma luvlee your in for the most bespoke jurnee of your life ...so aye

 

[I wud like sum tea]

He’s just copied the twinkles they posted about the close friend pish earlier...he really is a muppet

 

[maggiedoot]

One word... Jackanory.
(only people of a certain era will get that one)

 

[pssst!]

Shows he reads here.

If you saw someone you were at school with twenty years ago, and you'd been an arse to them, and you knew they had a large social media account, would you go up to them? Knowing they could shame you. Nope. You might shriek oi Mario, you big nosed wanker, still cutting your own hair, then give him a wedgie and a Chinese burn.

What I don't understand is M now has new brows, new teef, new skin and is now blind. I'm not sure how recognizable he now actually is. The only thing that remains the same is his accent and in an area full of Scots they all blend in. Unless you can spot an old school friend a mile off from the way they swagger I'm calling bullshit

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Thanks for aw the love oan ma post earlier. It’s no true what they aw say about youse.

His opening line was ma favourite - “a sometimes always walk to ma work”

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Is it just me, or is he actually getting uglier? The nose seems to be growing? Or his head is shrinking?

He looks like Doofenshmirtz ma lovelies NAE DEBATES! Aye and so forth

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Brace yourselves ma lovelies cud this be the next purchase to clean they 2 postage stamps he calls his flairs

 

[twilightgarden]

Brace yourselves ma lovelies cud this be the next purchase to clean they 2 postage stamps he calls his flairs

Good god I hope not! They’re a fortune aren’t they? He’s got his abzaloot staple Shark steam mop, our fav leg pumping mop , the spray mop all for 2 totie bits of Lino.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Sorry, me again, and when he walked away the husband of Michelle said “you’ve done the best oot of us aw”...

Assume he realises how much workies actually get paid vs a part time cleaner.

no wonder a take a drink!

 

[Noseyrosie62]

“He’s mine” imagine if Dezza said that. He would be locked in the secret cupboard For days.

we all know what happend at the Ava May orgy ... I mean party

 

[Noseycow2020]

Thanks for aw the love oan ma post earlier. It’s no true what they aw say about youse.

His opening line was ma favourite - “a sometimes always walk to ma work”

That was when I knew I was in fur a treat the day “sometimes always”