He’s so boring. His whole life appears to be watching the telly and online shopping. The only real book in that flat is the Mrs Hinch one and the others are cereal boxes. How sad!
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This may be the reason he got the door bell. He can now watch the neighbours
And wrapped up/disguised as designer books! What a pleb
Aye ma lovelie, but at least he can spy ooot in the communal hallway now wiv his ring doorbell
Aye it is ma luvleeTheir in a tiny 1bed flat , is it necessary for him to buy that door bell
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So aye karmar on yer arse...smell the wealth
Do you know what I just thought - what if all the delivery people knock the door? I had two parcels delivered today and neither pressed the door bell.
I believe they are motion sensored ma lovelie so when anyway comes flying up to the tap flair oor marion will Ken aww aboot thum
Dont worry ma lovelie, the doorbell will sense the postie before he’s even touched the doorbell. Maz will be alerted by the CHIME and he’ll whip his hoosecoat off to greet the postie
I didn't think it could be any more of a redundant purchase than it already was, and there you've just sprinkled some more logic on the subject.
Melvin willnae tip the postie at Christmas if he ignores that bell in favour of a letterbox
You trolls really pay attention, I skip through most of it unless the light is shining through his hair as I’m fascinated by that.I believe they are motion sensored ma lovelie so when anyway comes flying up to the tap flair oor marion will Ken aww aboot thum
It’s clear he has no pals and his boyfriend is a few sandwiches short of a picnic because you would not let anyone you loved/liked have a hair cut like that. I always keep it real with my best pals - “do you think this suits me?” - “no, and definitely not without a pair of Spanx under it” is a usual response.
Let's hope he has his gender reveal waaaffle lounge wear on underneath the hoosecoat then or the postman might see more than he bargained for.Dont worry ma lovelie, the doorbell will sense the postie before he’s even touched the doorbell. Maz will be alerted by the CHIME and he’ll whip his hoosecoat off to greet the postie
*you trolls* erm, what exactly do you mean by that lovelie!!!
I’ve been belly laughing at the Ring situation on and off all day. I cannot stop 
I’ve also decided it is really the most unnecessary purchase of Marion’s life - the Dyson hair dryer being half a point lower cause at least a hair dryer can warm you up on those chilly winter mornings!
The doorbell on the other hand..... utterly fruitless and all his nonsensical justifications made less and less sense he was just talking in circles trying to convince himself it wasn’t money down the toilet.
I don’t think it’ll ever stop being funny but someone really does need to cut up the credit cards
I’ve also decided it is really the most unnecessary purchase of Marion’s life - the Dyson hair dryer being half a point lower cause at least a hair dryer can warm you up on those chilly winter mornings!The doorbell on the other hand..... utterly fruitless and all his nonsensical justifications made less and less sense
he was just talking in circles trying to convince himself it wasn’t money down the toilet.I don’t think it’ll ever stop being funny but someone really does need to cut up the credit cards
So he will be notified by motion sensor if anyone walks past his door? How many neighbours live on his floor? Will he be chimed if they pop out to the shops? Chimed when they go to work? So many questions. This has made his purchase way too bleeping funnyDont worry ma lovelie, the doorbell will sense the postie before he’s even touched the doorbell. Maz will be alerted by the CHIME and he’ll whip his hoosecoat off to greet the postie
Aye I think a screw is definitely missing from that flat .... that’d sort them both out ... if they can just get past the fumes from all the wax melts, catjobby ammonia tray etcAye even the wee screwdriver ma lovelie!
He’s on the top flair .... ain’t gonna be a lot of trafficSo he will be notified by motion sensor if anyone walks past his door? How many neighbours live on his floor? Will he be chimed if they pop out to the shops? Chimed when they go to work? So many questions. This has made his purchase way too bleeping funny
. You couldnae make this tit up 
He also has the subscription my lovelies to save all the photos from the doorbell to the cloud. He is the gift that keeps on giving
I for one cannot wait for his updates after he has installed this virtual door bell. "So many of you have been asking about my ring"
Im just catching up, No way has he bought a ring door bellwhen he is the top flat in a close
He really is a wee fannyanyway ma lovelies im in ma ane lane n nae debates its his jurney
when he is the top flat in a closeHe really is a wee fannyanyway ma lovelies im in ma ane lane n nae debates its his jurney- Status