Cleaning with Mario #29 We just can’t fadum it. Jumping to conclusions always his delusions

[Bigbogsheeburd]

Aw hes a hideous little creature aint he? Him and his claw are putting me aff ma lunch.
Not seen a sniff of creepy porn tache derek for a while thank f**k wonder if hes seen the light and went back in his ain lane in the opposite direction of marion the illiterate

 

[I wud like sum tea]

I’m going for panelling in the colour black or navy or a media wall to cover those wires n get rid of the fireplace

 

[Noseybonk]

I need some advice ma lovelies... I need to do a new CV for ma joab. (Not to get a new one but for bids and tenders etc - V Boring). Do you think it’s acceptable to say ‘I can interpret and speak Marion’ as a special skill? .

 

[PeachesLove]

I have a super serious question ma lovelies...how many bleeping times is he going to mention that he’s changing the colour scheme?

 

[Noseycow2020]

I need some advice ma lovelies... I need to do a new CV for ma joab. (Not to get a new one but for bids and tenders etc - V Boring). Do you think it’s acceptable to say ‘I can interpret and speak Marion’ as a special skill? .

Absolutely ma lovelie it is a bespoke gift you have!!!! We are all chanting you on till the end

 

[Noseybonk]

Absolutely ma lovelie it is a bespoke gift you have!!!! We are all chanting you on till the end

Perfect! I will go back in ma ain laine now

 

[Anti-influencer]

I have a super serious question ma lovelies...how many bleeping times is he going to mention that he’s changing the colour scheme?

That’s his new “thing”. Spent weeks talking about the Christmas decorations and now that’s by with he needs something else to bait the lovelies with

 

[MrMac83]

I’m going for panelling in the colour black or navy or a media wall to cover those wires n get rid of the fireplace

I hadn’t considered a media wall. I hope it is a media wall with fireplace built in. I hate them so I’d be happier than if he started using the colour navy as I really like things in the colour navy for my house. So I’m hoping for a bespoke media wall fireplace with boujee led lights

 

[NOID-phal]

A huge post on people taking they’re lives through nasty comments on social media followed by a post saying how great his weeks been ....does he ever think about what he’s posting?! Also people take they’re lives for so many reason it’s ignorant for him to believe it’s purely over some comments on Instagram

I'd say that "look at my perfect life" posts do more harm.

 

[ayeayecaptain]

He makes that song & dance then in the next breath ‘so aye had a brilliant week & a chinese for my tea’
Price point?? Aye Gerry McCulloch you are not!!
(Tv presenter who started off on Price Drop Tv also from 3 Toons )
Be sure & get the joiner to install some hidey holes in your panelling to hide your tat in!!

 

[Poptart]

Ironic he has bought yet more Whaaful bedding when thats all he bleeping speaks and types.

 

[twilightgarden]

Wtf is with the lyrics in a frame They’re very apt for Mario as there’s no punctuation!
That reminds me, when is he going to reveal his wall art?

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

The framed song lyrics

I lack the skills to circle all the mistakes, but the whopper 6 lines from the bottom is also a perfect descriptor of the piece itself.

C'mon Common, baby

Actual magic

 

[Noseybonk]

Didn’t Beggy Becky get a ‘Stay at home’ pic for her house ages ago. Spoiler - She did not follow the instructions!

 

[Pink4573]

I can’t the spelling mistakes. Marion if you paid for that doll then get a refund! I’ve never came across anyone like him before. He’s very bespoke.

 

[Ilovecoffee21]

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Mazda the whack a mole, in his straitjacket, clawing the wahful bedding with his strangler fingers is the stuff of nightmares
He’s like something out of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Get back in your own lane ma lovely xx

 

[GiftedNotFree]

NAH

This is too far even for Marion!!!!

 

[BoujeeBabe]

The song lyrics with the wrong spelling.... bloody hellfire!

 

[ayeayecaptain]

I could have made a neater & more accurate job of that from memory, blindfolded, writing with a pen jammed up my nose n hands tied behind my back

 

[Poptart]

I think those lyrics should take pride of place in the hallway instead of the wifi password