Cleaning with Mario #29 We just can’t fadum it. Jumping to conclusions always his delusions

[Laura VanderBooben]

I came across these today when I was ..... never mind I don’t know if these have been posted before but as I have seen them now, I don’t believe I should suffer alone. You are welcome.
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That second picture , actually all of them Bet he offered him a bespoke boujee one of a kind blowie to hire and/or take a picture with his fake Goochi limo in the colour fanny

 

[Anti-influencer]

Speak layers lovelies x

 

[Bestlife@60]

What a beautiful Gucci limo in the colour Germolene! He’s always been a knob then!

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

What a beautiful Gucci limo in the colour Germolene! He’s always been a knob then!

Omg! Now that you say that the colour reminds me of my mum's old Fixodent denture glue

 

[NOID-phal]

Omg! Now that you say that the colour reminds me of my mum's old Fixodent denture glue

Stovie pink ™️

 

[Badaboom]

It was the limo hired for his sisters hen night. There are photos of others posing (in a normal fashion) with the driver. I have no idea why oor Melv is posing with his phone in such an extravagant manner

 

[pssst!]

I've noticed he randomly keeps blocking people. I've got round this by not following, watching his stories and then blocking his account, unblocking after 24 hours, catching up on his mundane existence then blocking him again! Karma on your arse Mazda

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I've noticed he randomly keeps blocking people. I've got round this by not following, watching his stories and then blocking his account, unblocking after 24 hours, catching up on his mundane existence then blocking him again! Karma on your arse Mazda

This is bleeping hilarious commitment to the madness and mundaneness that is Mazda’s life.

 

[pssst!]

This is bleeping hilarious commitment to the madness and mundaneness that is Mazda’s life.

Get round that Mazda whilst staying in your Lane

 

[Alistess]

I've noticed he randomly keeps blocking people. I've got round this by not following, watching his stories and then blocking his account, unblocking after 24 hours, catching up on his mundane existence then blocking him again! Karma on your arse Mazda

Hey Mazda....Keek-a-boo!

 

[pssst!]

Hey Mazda....Keek-a-boo!

Unless he blocks all his followers, he will have no idea until he reads here. I envisage a tantrum coming. So aye

 

[Doodlebug71]

I believe Derek deals with his outbox Ma Lovely!

And his bespoke backbox ma luvlee
..so aye

 

[menopausalmargrit]

he really is the gift that keeps on giving... I just can’t... ‘windy’ ‘earns’ and ‘layers’ View attachment 396614

Oh I really hope he didn’t have someone in fixing his tumble dryer during lockdown...

He’s trying to make his life look exciting because we said it was shite isn’t he?

 

[NOID-phal]

Oh I really hope he didn’t have someone in fixing his tumble dryer during lockdown...

He’s trying to make his life look exciting because we said it was shite isn’t he?

*everyone's* life is currently tit. Fact.
Can someone start a new thread, my brain isn't working and I'd bugger it up worse than I usually do.

Cleaning with Mario #30 A tat cave in Paisley born & raised in ma hoosecoat I spend ma day

He's confirmed he's a cleaner. Has *his* scent out as an oil. No word on Tom Ford's opinion. He's having panelling put in his sitting room, and wardrobes made. We think Derek is alive, but suspicions linger. Thread title by @jo14 there were posts with more likes, but they were rude, you filthy...

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