no, no, no ma lovlie s. They're bespoke boujee penis pumps in the colour clear. Nae debates, aye and so forth and don't forget to stay in your ain lane hens.
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He’s such an old biddy. Drinking his Sherry off his side table in front of the tv in his hoosecoat. Does he ever have a day off from being a massive Fanny?
They are lucky enough to not have anyone they care about get ill or die. They don't care about Mario's job, it all just goes over his bald head.They obviously think their sunflower lanyard will protect them
No.
The way he holds that glass 
Still no sign of Derek either
Still no sign of Derek either
Why can I see hunners of wee button mushrooms reflected in them?!
I hope it's the blush pink gash cushions and not some sort of horrifying button mushroom optical illusionBeing a fanny is his joab. He does it so well .
Maybe he opened up his hoose coat to take the picture and it’s his reflection bouncing aff all the mirrored surfaces in his hooseWhy can I see hunners of wee button mushrooms reflected in them?!
That tray is a basic witch
and what the hell are those towers? 
Must be from all the chomping on plastic cheeseThat gap in his front veneers is getting bigger and the whistle is starting
Marion’s on the booooze . Let’s hope for some tattie heart dance mooooves.
I put on a random ‘party’ playlist while I cook my Rustlers burger for one and the first song that came on was Whitney Need to stop thinking of Mario and his dancing otherwise I’ll be put aff my food, so aye
Need to stop thinking of Mario and his dancing otherwise I’ll be put aff my food, so aye
Mario isnae wan for new years. His IBS will be running through the flairs and his beach towel rug will be sodden. Tomorrow is a new day of dawn my lovelies. I am going to change lanes tomorrow get myself into a new one
Its ok Derek is alive..
Stay classy guys in your masks my lovelies
Oh look, he's wearing a mask. 
Finally. Funny he can wear one when he wants to. bleeping wanker.
As for the post, Mario dear, its I'll, not Al.
Finally. Funny he can wear one when he wants to. bleeping wanker. As for the post, Mario dear, its I'll, not Al.
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Casually reading this thread while eating sweet sensation chilli nuts is not a good idea. I nearly choked after reading this.
Luckily I had some juice on my very own tapas table. Teach me for thinking I am posh.
I’ll stick to crisps.
He'll wear it in the house but not in public placesOh look, he's wearing a mask.
As for the post, Mario dear, its I'll, not Al.
Happy new year tattlers, thanks for the laughs throughout this very difficult year. May 2021 be good to u all
Kinda pointless wearing it in the hoose/flat/tat caveOh look, he's wearing a mask.
As for the post, Mario dear, its I'll, not Al.
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