Cleaning With Mario #28 Practice makes OK.

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Are his teeth about to fall out?
Maybe has been noshing too much over the festive period ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
 
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Casually reading this thread while eating sweet sensation chilli nuts is not a good idea. I nearly choked after reading this.
Luckily I had some juice on my very own tapas table. Teach me for thinking I am posh.
Iโ€™ll stick to crisps. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Sorry ma lovelie but karmar on yer arse you should have know better ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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Tattle lover for a wee while, first mario post. I used to wuite like him ๐Ÿ™ˆ he now irritates the f..ing life out me!! His use of the word yoos ๐Ÿ˜ก and im sorry but Derek gives me the creeps!!!! Looks like a creepy wee creepy creep ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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As my granny would always say โ€œhe talks more shite than ten arsesโ€. If she said that about oor Marion I would tell her, excuse me ma lovelie, heโ€™s that kinda witch. ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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Happy New Year you wonderful lot! Hereโ€™s to a better year next year and as always keeping the laughter coming !
 
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Tattle lover for a wee while, first mario post. I used to wuite like him ๐Ÿ™ˆ he now irritates the f..ing life out me!! His use of the word yoos ๐Ÿ˜ก and im sorry but Derek gives me the creeps!!!! Looks like a creepy wee creepy creep ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Wait till you see him on his Tik Tok ๐Ÿคฃ you'll dive behind your settee!!! Stoned out his box, absolutely cringe! ๐Ÿ˜š
 
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Oh look, he's wearing a mask. ๐Ÿ™„ Finally. Funny he can wear one when he wants to. bleeping wanker.
As for the post, Mario dear, its I'll, not Al. ๐Ÿ˜
To think they had the sunflower lanyards! Just proves they were at it, as we suspected. :mad:
 
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Is English not his first language? Honestly he talks like he is just learning to speak
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Does anyone have a favourite Mario moment of 2020 or favourite/most pointless purchase of the year? My favourite moment would be the tumble drier meltdown where he pretended he was โ€˜fine with itโ€™ when he had steam coming from his ears ๐Ÿคฃ and my fave/most pointless purchase was the Dyson hairdryer (the carpet cleaner for 3 squares of carpet came a close second) ๐Ÿ˜„
 
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Is English not his first language? Honestly he talks like he is just learning to speak
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Oh it will be fun for us Mazda. Pages and pages of fun.

Does anyone have a favourite Mario moment of 2020 or favourite/most pointless purchase of the year? My favourite moment would be the tumble drier meltdown where he pretended he was โ€˜fine with itโ€™ when he had steam coming from his ears ๐Ÿคฃ and my fave/most pointless purchase was the Dyson hairdryer (the carpet cleaner for 3 squares of carpet came a close second) ๐Ÿ˜„
I think the most funny and memorable thing for me had to be all the Tattle pavement detectives. ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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Is English not his first language? Honestly he talks like he is just learning to speak
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Myself on this page. ๐Ÿ˜ Ah Mario, one sherry and you're even more unintelligible.

Mario's hoose right now, neighbours smashing letterbox to complain about the noise.
 
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Does anyone have a favourite Mario moment of 2020 or favourite/most pointless purchase of the year? My favourite moment would be the tumble drier meltdown where he pretended he was โ€˜fine with itโ€™ when he had steam coming from his ears ๐Ÿคฃ and my fave/most pointless purchase was the Dyson hairdryer (the carpet cleaner for 3 squares of carpet came a close second) ๐Ÿ˜„
Ma favourite moment was when he was made redundant coz heโ€™s a bleep and deserved it.
 
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