Not quite, but I've added some boujee salmon pink cushions and throws to the living room and started to create a Debenhams-style display unit for my make up and other beauty items in the bedroom, so I'm on my way to making the hoose (yes, it IS a house and not a flat) pure bespoke and gorjuss, ma lovelie!I hope you've thrown out all his things, and redecorated Mario style ma lovelie.
Spewed.
Is it just the filter or has he got 10 tonnes of make up on? He looks like Aunt Sally off Worzel Gumidge
Karmar on my arse. That is the exact same tray my MIL bought me at Xmas. Mine is going away tomorrow with the decorations
Isn’t it Semichem he got sacked from, for being light fingered?
Right thru the flairboards
I didn’t watch her live but sounds like she didn’t do herself any favours! Her and her new man look rough as arseholes
Hinch has been dodging him since 2018 mate
he is one of these people who can’t take a hint isn’t he. Avoiding meeting him was probably the real reason she cancelled her book tourHinch has been dodging him since 2018 mate
Hinch -“Sorry I’m washing my hair for the next 12 months”
Marion “ok what about March 2022 then ?”
He doesn’t do lives ma lovelie, cos of his Kerry Katona eye disease he can’t see the comments so struggles to keep up. The sheer thought of it probably gives him IBS through the flairboards!!What does spu’d mean ? Does this mean when he’s pissed he could potentially start fitting tattie spud hearts ferociously
I want him to do a live . Why does he never do lives ?
That wooden feature wall thing she’s got is horrendous. Ur right about the garden tooIts obvious who mario get his tit taste from ....his Sister has a care home dining room ..she also has a memorial garden ...his old mum likes £5 shoes and dresses like a pantomime dame ...as does his brother
she comes across as a bit tragic and try hard to me, trying to show off for the gram but nothing worth showing off 
none of them are blessed in the looks dept are they 
I've got asthma and I wear a mask. I use a plastic form thingies inside to give me more around my nose and mouth. I do have a sunflower lanyard but I have that in case I panic in the supermarket and can't breathe, or have a minor meltdown; I'll only use it to take my mask off if I'm struggling and need to take good gasps of air. If I can manage with a mask without full lung function, those tossers can.They obviously think their sunflower lanyard will protect them
Just like Mags here my favourite moment was actually his Covid journeh.
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I’d forgotten about the car air freshener - that absolutely was his most pointless purchase of 2020. At least there are 3 hairs on his head for the Dyson hairdryer to deal withHappy New Year you fabulous beyotches
Just like Mags here my favourite moment was actually his Covid journeh.
From the dismissive "Corona corona" story where he proclaimed the topic boring, to being furloughed and spending compulsively, to spitting the dummy out, bleeping off the gram for weeks under the veiled threat of packing it in altogether, to his sheepish return where not only did he walk the leaving threat back, he admitted he'd love to do it as his full time joab, the (admittedly appalling) Debenhams conference call telling him he was done, to his informing us that any employer would be lucky to have him cos he's a grafter, to being "unindated" with joab offers then accepting his dream joab with flowers and a card from Dezza - even though his joab is just his joab and it disnae need to be spoken about on the gram, to the dedication of the Tattle sleuths in determining said joab. It's been a ride right enough ma lovelies.
A close second was the purchasing of the car air fresheners for Dezza's future wheels, before so much as a driving lesson had taken place
And finally, my complete agreement with @NOID-phal. We are his true mafia and we need to make peace with that so in the style of Latrice mother-bleeping Royale:
He's a bawbag and I'm at peace with that.
. Here’s to a year full of laughs courtesy of our favourite wee paisley hobbit. .I forgot about the 50 bottles of essential face mist that turned oot to be body mistHappy new year and slainte mhath to all you lovely tattle bastards
I have a few faves. First is finding this thread. Second was that fuckin drinks trolly so aye. And lastly who could forget “smell the wealth ma lovelie”. I laughed over that for days. And a wee bonus ball, the boady mist rant.
