Cleaning With Mario #27 The Baldie Just Doesn’t Care It’s obvious You Ripped Your Own Flair

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I wonder what him and Derek are having for Christmas dinner? Here’s my menu prediction:

Canapés - Rustler burger bites. (One microwaved rustler cut up into little bite size chunks)

Starter - A bespoke lentil soup, (made in his soup maker) accompanied by slices of processed white hovis and Santa butt plug spread

Main - A cosy bowl of hot stovies, looks like shite, tastes like too much salt *chefs kiss*

Dessert - Selection of criss and fridge chocolate accompanied by a tall glass of sugary hot chocolate from the MDF station.

After dinner drinks to wet the whistle and chapped lips - gin served at warm radiator temperature from the boujee drinks trolley. Gin also available from the wine holder.

To finish - a cheeseboard featuring pickled and ham only. No cheese.
 
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Jerry Garcia

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Anti-influencer said:
I wonder what him and Derek are having for Christmas dinner? Here’s my menu prediction:

Canapés - Rustler burger bites. (One microwaved rustler cut up into little bite size chunks)

Starter - A bespoke lentil soup, (made in his soup maker) accompanied by slices of processed white hovis and Santa butt plug spread

Main - A cosy bowl of hot stovies, looks like shite, tastes like too much salt *chefs kiss*

Dessert - Selection of criss and fridge chocolate accompanied by a tall glass of sugary hot chocolate from the MDF station.

After dinner drinks to wet the whistle and chapped lips - gin served at warm radiator temperature from the boujee drinks trolley. Gin also available from the wine holder.

To finish - a cheeseboard featuring pickled and ham only. No cheese.
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"Santa butt plug spread" ah duck, I'm DEID ! 😂😂😂😂😂
 
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Eat more cake

Eat more cake

The way he is presenting that ridiculous butter reminds me of Bob Mortimer on Would I Lie To You when he splits an apple in two and then holds it up for everyone to see. I'm waffling, but some might know what I mean, so aye.
 
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YellowYellowYellow

YellowYellowYellow

Beetrootbetty said:
Be hilarious if his actual postie was on this and commented and said he never got tipped anything 😂 ridiculous and condescending to tip a postie
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Anti-influencer said:
I wonder what him and Derek are having for Christmas dinner? Here’s my menu prediction:

Canapés - Rustler burger bites. (One microwaved rustler cut up into little bite size chunks)

Starter - A bespoke lentil soup, (made in his soup maker) accompanied by slices of processed white hovis and Santa butt plug spread

Main - A cosy bowl of hot stovies, looks like shite, tastes like too much salt *chefs kiss*

Dessert - Selection of criss and fridge chocolate accompanied by a tall glass of sugary hot chocolate from the MDF station.

After dinner drinks to wet the whistle and chapped lips - gin served at warm radiator temperature from the boujee drinks trolley. Gin also available from the wine holder.

To finish - a cheeseboard featuring pickled and ham only. No cheese.
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Don’t you mean a cosy bowl of hot STORIES hen? Back in ma ain lane noo 🚗 💨 tons of love 💎
 
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mammaof3

mammaof3

When he had his time off the gram that time didn't he start to lose followers?

Well get ya finger out maz, coz it's going down again.

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BarnsleyWitch

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mammaof3 said:
When he had his time off the gram that time didn't he start to lose followers?

Well get ya finger out maz, coz it's going down again.

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Because he’s boring he apparently did all that cleaning at 4am other morning and didn’t record a single bit of it! 🤥 All he does is take a picture of his dinner and tea and say how busy he is with his joab ma lovelies, fuckinhell if he posts that juak of a tree again a might get Rayn to claw ma wee eyes ooowt!
 
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WookieCookie

WookieCookie

Aff the insta today Melvin......hmmmmm bet he's been doon in Ardrossan🤥🤥🤫 ....so aye mwah💎💎💎💎
 
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ayeayecaptain

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SuzyE said:
It was gone as soon as l saw it on here then went straight to his stories.
Good job our lot are quick at grabbing the screenshots 👍😂
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Must not have got the reaction he wanted 🙄
If I see him down here you lot will be the first to know - after the appropriate authorities 🤣
 
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BarnsleyWitch

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The prince of Paisley only comes onto stories to brag about his new flairs or if fabulousaaaa gifts him something! Much more deserving accounts that should have them 130k followers same goes for his bestie Hincho! And then they pull the little old me acts and how charitable they are 🥴
 
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