Damn it I have naked and cold mincepies just like he doesIs that a Christmas mince pie?? Or a cake as bawbag calls itI'm sure you're supposed to take out the foil, warm up, have some lovely cream with it? You don't just eat it oot the box, come on now scummy Mazda surely you're bespoke and boujjjjeeee enough to know? I'll get back in my ain wee posh lane noo, so aye.
. Perhaps if he’d just gone somewhere decent to start with
Naked and cold mince piesDamn it I have naked and cold mincepies just like he does
Although he doesn't strike me as liking mincemeat, its probably a mutant version.
love it! You are forgiven because you're a boujjjjeeeee tattler in yer ain lane and so morth! 
<shudders>
I reckon Derek smokes weed all the time, so Mazza over compensates
Wit in god's name is that??
it would be 4 but there’s no twit emoji.
Stunning, gorgeous. It’s a bleeping cupboard toilet.Jesus weptThe comments on his bathroom post. I don’t know whether to piss myself laughing or cry with utter despair
He's shite at putting his slap onCan we discuss the different colour of his face / neck .... obvs not a proper gay
Filled with raspberry ripple hot chocolate ma lovelieNaked and cold mince pies
As you say, he probably has the mutant version
The eyelashes are a filter, he’s not taken us on his lvl jurnee yet. Can you imagine
It looks like a frozen pizza. And cold chips so homeless person threw away.Another healthy dinner tailored to suit ibs sufferers
I’m sure someone said he was training for the Police so had deleted all social media etc
What is that random wire on the wall? Has he got a phone line installed in his bathroom?
