I hope, unbeknownst to Melvin, Dezzas rattled all the sweeties in a major fit of the munchies, that his size zero jammies don't fit him and his big toe pops out through a hole in his new Christmas socks.What did you expect? He's 37 and made a Xmas eve box for himself....
Wee deek has had a munch on all of marzipans Christmas Eve treats and left all the empty wrappers in there. Plays blind, blames the cat, marzipans crissmass is ruined.
LOL. I do apologise, I didn’t mean to infer it was a Scottish thing. But he genuinely never understood the need to team them with cream. He called us English heathens for tampering with the mince pie. Although he did call us sick in the head for putting clotted cream in our tea. He thought a Devon cream tea consisted of scones with jam on them & tea with clotted cream instead of milk. What sick mind comes up with that???
Exactly right. The pastry just the right side of soft & melt in the mouth, clotted cream or double cream, mmmm. I’m also a fatty, back in the day I’d have bothI'm Scottish, I don't think it's a Scottish thing to eat them out the foil, me personally I think the flavours are released when you warm them up and have with cream, but to be honest I'd rather not have them because they're stodgy and I'd rather have triffle because I'm a fatty
It was gone as soon as l saw it on here then went straight to his stories.
Good job our lot are quick at grabbing the screenshots
It was from Facebook
I never thought of him on there. Does he post the same shite?It was from Facebook
Ooh i’ve never noticed his page. Only his personal oneIt was from Facebook
Is your husband Jim from Friday Night Dinner??!!He thought a Devon cream tea consisted of scones with jam on them & tea with clotted cream instead of milk. What sick mind comes up with that???
There’s something for wee Marion to try instead of his hot chocolate mixture. Back in ma ain lane naw
)LMAO. He’s been my ex-husband for close to 15 years but I can confirm that he isn’t Jim from Friday Night Dinner (although his name genuinely is Jimmy
)Marion should clarify this gesture. He has been known to accidentally flash his postie so when he says tip is he referring to an actual gift or a flash of his mushroom tip. People need tae know. Do I flash a boob or give a bottle of cheap wine. Please Marion. Let us all know what category this “tip” is in ASAP, gifts or indecent exposure? Thanks mwah mwahBe hilarious if his actual postie was on this and commented and said he never got tipped anything
Really tickled me!Practice makes ok!!!!I've come fleeing oot ma lain and I had a look on his facebook and the photies are hilarious!
I call this... "Take! A! Seat! And! Get! Some! Class!... Karmar on youse arse"
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Proof he cuts his own hair to get his bespoke electrocuted hedgehog look:
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What had me wiping away tears of laughter, apart from the ridiculous photo, was 'practice makes ok' HAHAHA
I love that you’ve found this That's no way to speak about Derek!Is Mario cooking Christmas Dinner? I can't keep up with what different tiers are allowed to do. Imagine him sticking the strangler fingers up a turkey.
I've come fleeing oot ma lain and I had a look on his facebook and the photies are hilarious!
I call this... "Take! A! Seat! And! Get! Some! Class!... Karmar on youse arse"
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What had me wiping away tears of laughter, apart from the ridiculous photo, was 'practice makes ok' HAHAHA
Ahhhaha yes sorry it was on an AvaMay group. I don’t have any private access to his page or anythingOoh i’ve never noticed his page. Only his personal one
This is what I got when I searched:
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I see now!! He posted on Ava May’s gobshite group. Not his own page!! Got there in the end
The bits of raw slicey just floating about give me the boakMy stovies are famous in my hood
I make them every Hogmanay and they fly oof the cooker mah lovelies.
I have never never in my puff ever ever made them with Lorne sausage.
When I saw that abomination on his grid I nearly boaked my ring up
Anyhoo I'll just stay in my ane lane wi my bespoke stovies
His sheep are making them thinking it's traditional Scottish food, he's an embarrassmentThe very definition of a picture says a thousand words.I've come fleeing oot ma lain and I had a look on his facebook and the photies are hilarious!
I call this... "Take! A! Seat! And! Get! Some! Class!... Karmar on youse arse"
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Proof he cuts his own hair to get his bespoke electrocuted hedgehog look:
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What had me wiping away tears of laughter, apart from the ridiculous photo, was 'practice makes ok' HAHAHA
