It’s not a tip, it’s protection money to stop his letterbox getting smashed in again
The electric ones are stuck in their mouths, the normal ones might be stuck somewhere else
It’s not a tip, it’s protection money to stop his letterbox getting smashed in againMelvin says he tips his postie.
I say it's just another instalment payment of the compensation he owes the poor fecker for the trauma caused when Melvin dropped towel.
The electric ones are stuck in their mouths, the normal ones might be stuck somewhere elseWhy do they need electric toothbrushes and two normal toothbrushes? Are they just bespoke boujee show brushes for guests only ?
To be fair, my ex-husband, who is Scottish too, would eat all the mince pies straight out the foil. I used to have to hide them until Christmas Day or he’d have the lot & the kids & I would have to go withoutIs that a Christmas mince pie?? Or a cake as bawbag calls itI'm sure you're supposed to take out the foil, warm up, have some lovely cream with it? You don't just eat it oot the box, come on now scummy Mazda surely you're bespoke and boujjjjeeee enough to know? I'll get back in my ain wee posh lane noo, so aye.
It’s a fucking speech therapist he needsHe cannot cross road as one of his friends was either ran over or nearly ran over and crossing the road is too traumatic for him. So get back in yer ain lane. Also someone please buy him a dictionary
Didn't he nearly get mown down by a vehicle mounting the pavement? I seem to remember it. In another episode of things that never really happened.He cannot cross road as one of his friends was either ran over or nearly ran over and crossing the road is too traumatic for him. So get back in yer ain lane. Also someone please buy him a dictionary
Excuse me ma lovelie, don’t tar aw us Scots wae the same brush. Karmer oan your arse!!To be fair, my ex-husband, who is Scottish too, would eat all the mince pies straight out the foil. I used to have to hide them until Christmas Day or he’d have the lot & the kids & I would have to go without
I can’t get over the way he holds the butter. So strange!How many times has this cunt been READY FOR XMAS?
Awe ma lovelie. You’re obviously no boujie enough to recognise that they are bespoke “tadaa” hands. Much more superior than just yer run of the mill jazz hands. Mwah mwahI can’t get over the way he holds the butter. So strange!
Tadaaaaaaa bougie bespoke ‘look at the shite I have bought’ handsAwe ma lovelie. You’re obviously no boujie enough to recognise that they are bespoke “tadaa” hands. Much more superior than just yer run of the mill jazz hands. Mwah mwah
Like he is feeding a pony ...something he has never done before so ayeI can’t get over the way he holds the butter. So strange!
You mean jizz hands?Awe ma lovelie. You’re obviously no boujie enough to recognise that they are bespoke “tadaa” hands. Much more superior than just yer run of the mill jazz hands. Mwah mwah
Probably block the stench coming from his toxic mouth and ass due to his ibs falling through the flairboards ma lovliesThat’s a lot of fragrance for one 3ft sq room View attachment 352905
Omg that beak I can't with himMario going on about tipping his post man and how his face lit up - his post man is probably on Derek and his wag put together whilst he’s warbling on as if the postman is on minimum wage. The cunt is so fucking condescending that it’s infuriating.
Anyway, back in ma lane but a wee screen shot for youse aw.
Is that a wee festive butt plug??How many times has this cunt been READY FOR XMAS?
I'm Scottish, I don't think it's a Scottish thing to eat them out the foil, me personally I think the flavours are released when you warm them up and have with cream, but to be honest I'd rather not have them because they're stodgy and I'd rather have triffle because I'm a fattyTo be fair, my ex-husband, who is Scottish too, would eat all the mince pies straight out the foil. I used to have to hide them until Christmas Day or he’d have the lot & the kids & I would have to go without
He isn’t paid to advertise it but as a brand rep he did receive it for free. Hope that helps ma luvlee mwah mwahGenuine question here... is Monzo being paid to advertise that wax melt advent calendar? Because he’s doing a shit job if so.
I'm Scottish, I don't think it's a Scottish thing to eat them out the foil, me personally I think the flavours are released when you warm them up and have with cream, but to be honest I'd rather not have them because they're stodgy and I'd rather have triffle because I'm a fatty
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