The grease on that lid 
that new bathroom flair will be getting a bashing the morro
that new bathroom flair will be getting a bashing the morro
Cleaning With Mario #27 The Baldie Just Doesn’t Care It’s obvious You Ripped Your Own Flair
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F@&k sake, he’s tipped a postie once a year and is acting like he’s paid to end world poverty. Also, Derek was up at 4am for a shift in retail, the Saturday before Xmas. Marigold is aff all day, tipping posties and folding towels in the colour green onto the toilet pan yet, Derek is still expected to accompany Mazda to do the big shops. Why can’t he do it while Derek is working? Selfish twit
Marion needs her carer with her to do the shopping. Kerry Katona eyes, remember
Is that Jo Malone handsoap at the sink he shouted at Derek for using as its only for imaginary guests?
I assumed it was the Aldi doop.
He doesn't like anyone except guests to youse the real thing. Dezza is not allowed to think he's something better remember.
Mind you, don't think he's above decanting the doops into the original Jo Malone bottle.
Bawbag
This is the wee scrote who stuck a Chanel logo onto an aldi Reed diffuser and Asda wax warmer. Definitely decants the cheap shite.
Because it would take 4 days there and back as Mazda cannot cross roads on his owan, he also only has one good eye to look out for blind Nikita dugs running at him
I bet it’s filled with cheap liquid soap
How on earth does he sit on the toilet with that toilet roll holder in the way?!.
Trying to spread some Christmas cheer(?) in light of this evening’s news. I wish I could get the gif of this to work 
I hope everyone here is/will be okay over Christmas and of course into 2021. 
I hope everyone here is/will be okay over Christmas and of course into 2021.
A did too ma luvlee it was the profile pic ...I will get in ma lain and stay in it noo ma luvleeWell there’s my shocker of the day (apart from tango face and his million so aye dots) you’re a woman! I’m so sorry, I always envisaged you as maleI have no idea why
A needed that ma luvlee shame there isnae a wee helicopter / button mushroom whizzing aroundTrying to spread some Christmas cheer(?) in light of this evening’s news. I wish I could get the gif of this to work
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He cannot cross road as one of his friends was either ran over or nearly ran over and crossing the road is too traumatic for him. So get back in yer ain lane. Also someone please buy him a dictionary
What?
We're in lockdown now in Wales so I feel upset, thereforevwill watch his stories once home as I need a laugh
I came on to see if anyone had decifered this code...thought I'd had too much wine ma lovelies but no, it's just the bespoke Marion language and so morth..
Is that a Christmas mince pie?? Or a cake as bawbag calls it I'm sure you're supposed to take out the foil, warm up, have some lovely cream with it? You don't just eat it oot the box, come on now scummy Mazda surely you're bespoke and boujjjjeeee enough to know? I'll get back in my ain wee posh lane noo, so aye.
I'm sure you're supposed to take out the foil, warm up, have some lovely cream with it? You don't just eat it oot the box, come on now scummy Mazda surely you're bespoke and boujjjjeeee enough to know? I'll get back in my ain wee posh lane noo, so aye.Attachments
Sending you potato hearts and so forth ma lovelieWe're in lockdown now in Wales so I feel upset, thereforevwill watch his stories once home as I need a laugh
Sorry ma lovelie - didn’t realise he had crossing the road ptsd. Driving Back carefully in to ma aine laine
U wot m8?
Ffs I’ve not laughed this hard in a long time after reading this thread!!#WEAREMARIOSMAFIA Calling bloody bullshite on him doing all that cleaning at 4am this morning and 60% of his granny following don’t tip the postie!!!Unbelievable karma will come round to bite there arse’s so on an as farth cuppa n cakes then before! Oh isn’t Marz charitable tipping the postie had to tell every fucker on Instagram tho dint ya eh!! Was it the same one who caught a glimpse of his sausage if so I think he needs more than 5 pounds worth of compensation!!! Just missed all the queues at morrisons me lovelies was best time to go and get some butter than back home in time for dog meat takeaway! If my partner bought me my own wax melts for Christmas he’d be having some karma on his ass 
I’ve not laughed this hard in a long time after reading this thread!!#WEAREMARIOSMAFIA Calling bloody bullshite on him doing all that cleaning at 4am this morning and 60% of his granny following don’t tip the postie!!!Unbelievable karma will come round to bite there arse’s so on an as farth cuppa n cakes then before! Oh isn’t Marz charitable tipping the postie had to tell every fucker on Instagram tho dint ya eh!! Was it the same one who caught a glimpse of his sausage if so I think he needs more than 5 pounds worth of compensation!!! Just missed all the queues at morrisons me lovelies was best time to go and get some butter than back home in time for dog meat takeaway! If my partner bought me my own wax melts for Christmas he’d be having some karma on his ass
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Can we discuss the different colour of his face / neck .... obvs not a proper gayMelvin the big nosed bawbag.
Has a very shiny nose.
Thought it was just a snowflake
But it stays put wherever he goes....
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