Where would he put the kid? The plywood shelf? The mystery cupboard? Or would he evict Rayn from her cat bed?
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Totally agree!. He's the child in that hobbit hole
duck me. Talk about slit your wrists kinda vibe
Just waiting for Bjork to jump out of the cupboard and start prancing round the flat dressed in a tutu.I thought I was about to read some dramatic poetry then.....
"The house is so quiet.
And still tonight...."
But nah, it was just Marv bastardising the English language again
Ooo fabulous, thank you
I think it’s derek Johnstone, but be warned you will cringe yourself inside out
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Attention seeking comes to mind....what legacy....9543267 wax burners a hot drinks station n enough skincare n make up to start a small business....there hardly TDIL!!!!
thank you!Ooo fabulous, thank you
I think it’s derek Johnstone, but be warned you will cringe yourself inside out
I’m away for a nosey now lol 
Another baby gurul! In the colour diaper!!!
God though, she'd be getting zoflora baths, her eyebrows done at six weeks. Ooh, ears pierced IMMEDIATELY, then avamay charms hanging awf them.
God though, she'd be getting zoflora baths, her eyebrows done at six weeks. Ooh, ears pierced IMMEDIATELY, then avamay charms hanging awf them.
Nothing about Mario screams “parent” I think it’s just a sympathy thing! He doesn’t want them and knows that but can pretend he does!
There's a limit to how much content he can get out of his childish Christmas, without an actual child.
Tempted to hand over one of my sisters kids, she wouldn't notice, to see Mama Mario cope.In the words of Dick Emery, ooooooh you are awful, but I like you
Feel like Melv would be just as interested in the maternity leave as he would be the actual wean.
The outfits he'd put poor little Kontent in, Goochy etc. Someone give him a baby immediately!
We need to name this baby!
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Ava may for a girl in the seasonal scent Christmas obviously
Jaysus or Kristmas. Virgin birth too.
Someone to leave his legacy to? What?! His skincare fridge and his array of various scents in the scents he doesnae like?
Bet someone’s ovaries are fluttering at the thought
Bet someone’s ovaries are fluttering at the thought
You forgot (like he does!) about his Instagram account. Now that will be a legacy. The longest block list in the world
I can’t believe I’ve found another cleaning account, where the person does NOT do any cleaning and lacks any discernible taste! Stop buying cheap tat. Save your money
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