Don't know whether the 24hr erasure is at play, but here's for your viewing pleasureHas he deleted some stories, I canβt see anything about his brothers tree
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Went MIA for a while but the hot chocolate station has brought me back!!!!
Holy duck balls
Holy duck balls
Even when I canβt be arsed to look at him I still read here for the entertainment
I was thinking about a Melv hiatus too but I'm finding it difficult to suss out the right time. I need to see all the Christmas nonsense, then I'll defo need to see how mad he goes in the sales with his Christmas money, then there's Valentine's, St Patrick's day, Easter etc etc.
It's a fecking conundrum
Is his homemade shiterpiece a rip off of his brothers centrepiece?
I couldnβt bring myself to call it a centerpieceShiterpiece
Hot chocolate station?!
bleeping hell, what an absolute helmet he is
Doubtful that Starbucks will be shaking like shitting dogs for the threat of that pure bespoke boujee ratshit (spelling intended) get up
bleeping hell, what an absolute helmet he is
Doubtful that Starbucks will be shaking like shitting dogs for the threat of that pure bespoke boujee ratshit (spelling intended) get up
I have a 4 bedroom house and I have one and that's plenty!! Hes a total riot!
Looks like he's having a deep in thought moment on his stories 
Can anyone make sense of this?! He pished? Or just typical melv style writing
Another ! incomprehensible ramble ! about .. something.Looks like he's having a deep in thought moment on his stories
He loves his life, but they haven't got kids to leave their stuff to.
We chose not to have kids, but there's still family that'll gain from it.
I doubt he could cope with mess from kids either.
i'm afraid, at the risk if sounding hateful which i'm not trying to be, i don't think maria would make much of a parent. too immature, and that's just for starters.
He is suggesting having a baby. Now I might identify myself here if anyone follows small accounts. I have had a surrogate baby for a same sex male couple...... Never in my life would I ever think of Marion and deezer as potential parents
This was to much to ready this morning.
Legacy ? What bleeping legacy ? There is not one inheritable thing in that flat for a start.
At the end of the day if they really wanted kids they would grow up and save their money wisely.
the adoption process isnβt easy , and rightly so.
but they could stop buying tit, focus on their careers , move to a bigger place and get the process rolling.
Social services would take one look at Dereks tik tok stoned off his head.
Marios impulsive buying and fire hazard flat and they would stand no chance.
He is leaving a legacy, so far we have 26 bespoke and so forth threads on this lovelie.
What more does he want?
He couldβve been on the auld wreck the hoos joos
but itβs probably just his booker prize style 
What is Derekβs TikTok? Never looked it up before and fancy a nosey
I thought I was about to read some dramatic poetry then.....
"The house is so quiet.
And still tonight...."
But nah, it was just Marv bastardising the English language again
"The house is so quiet.
And still tonight...."
But nah, it was just Marv bastardising the English language again
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