Youse are forgetting cleaning the tit oot of his loo ma lovelie! And his eyebrow jurneh!!Don’t forget the “now” at the end .
I don’t get the purpose of the now in “all areas of my life now”
hasn’t he always bloody over shared all areas
Of his life.
we have been on his
- teeth journeh
- cleaning journeh
- In bed with mazza and Derek
-moments of hysteria when funny things that didn’t happen happened
- his journeh to finding his dream jawb.
- his crafting journeh.
If he is now gonna share more with us i
Fear what it would be.
I just hope it doesnt involve latex , a whip and safe word
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Not forgetting his brow jurnee ma luvlee...so ayeDon’t forget the “now” at the end .
I don’t get the purpose of the now in “all areas of my life now”
hasn’t he always bloody over shared all areas
Of his life.
we have been on his
- teeth journeh
- cleaning journeh
- In bed with mazza and Derek
-moments of hysteria when funny things that didn’t happen happened
- his journeh to finding his dream jawb.
- his crafting journeh.
If he is now gonna share more with us i
Fear what it would be.
I just hope it doesnt involve latex , a whip and safe word
Amazing how he was happy to give his followers and us tattle bastards nothing til the weekend but the minute he's needing something................
There's a word for that. User.
Get on Google for a Spark ya wee bawbag.
There's a word for that. User.
Get on Google for a Spark ya wee bawbag.
Plus he needs an appliance engineer, not an electrician surely..
He’s home early the day...or is that wee derek ?!
His question is so googleable but naw the wee scrote face wants bespoke freebies ma luvlees ...so aye
Wee Marion ye need ta get onto currys Tell them the fresh Prince of Paisley needs a new dryer
Nae debates ma lovelies
Nae debates ma lovelies
Just sounds like something has been left in a pocket to me 
I’m not boujee enough for a tumble drier so I’ll get back in my ain peasant lane.
Imagine if he gets an engineer out and it’s just a zip hitting the drum
Will it feature in his highlight where he clutches his beak and wipes away tears of laughter?
I’m not boujee enough for a tumble drier so I’ll get back in my ain peasant lane.
Yes, this is what I was meaning!
Imagine if he gets an engineer out and it’s just a zip hitting the drum
Will it feature in his highlight where he clutches his beak and wipes away tears of laughter?
Have we confirmed Derek's whereabouts?
Just came on here to say exactly this! Totally sounds like something scraping inside. I have never owned a tumble dryer but my washing machine makes this exact noise. Like how he says a ‘good’ electrician, do people give recommendations on people that are shite? I am not sure that’s how the whole ‘recommending trades people‘ thing works
Oh God. He's gonna "accidentally" flash the spark isn't he?Just sounds like something has been left in a pocket to me
I’m not boujee enough for a tumble drier so I’ll get back in my ain peasant lane.
Yes, this is what I was meaning!
Imagine if he gets an engineer out and it’s just a zip hitting the drum
Will it feature in his highlight where he clutches his beak and wipes away tears of laughter?
That wee bad boy that is the button mushroom will be accidentally oot ma luvlee so aye...obviously this has been enlarged and not to scale
It's throbbing
As long as it's not spitting throb away ma luvleeIt's throbbing
wish I lived i paisley so I could pretend to be a tumble dryer expert so I could go round have a nose at the tatty cell, accidently push the Christmas tree over, then Tie mazza up with fairly lights and free rayn.
Deffo a zip that, sounds exactly like mine. Clothes with zips are worse when they're unzipped.
As he's got zero content at the min, this will be another abzalootly hilarous story and I'm here for it.
As he's got zero content at the min, this will be another abzalootly hilarous story and I'm here for it.
Why does he think he needs a sparky? He needs an appliance engineer surely?
He’s going to look like such a head when he’s told it’s just a zip Unless he makes up a problem to cover up the fact he’s an abzaloot fool.
P.S serious lack of Derek, where is he?!
He’s going to look like such a head when he’s told it’s just a zip
Unless he makes up a problem to cover up the fact he’s an abzaloot fool. P.S serious lack of Derek, where is he?!
Maybe it's Derek in the dryer.....Why does he think he needs a sparky? He needs an appliance engineer surely?
He’s going to look like such a head when he’s told it’s just a zip
P.S serious lack of Derek, where is he?!
He's still using his dryer... It might be the sort of fault that makes it burst into flames*
*yes I've got my fingers crossed.
*yes I've got my fingers crossed.
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