Haha, love it!!
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Has he tried getting someone to knock him the duck out? Could help 
Well ma lovelies a put ma tree up today - out the cupboard and up in less than 10 minutes. Fibre optic tree and looks much better than the tree that Barbie shat on up Marion Towers.
*raises a glass of mulled zoflora tae youse aw*
*raises a glass of mulled zoflora tae youse aw*
Surprised the chemical fumes in his shoebox flat haven’t done that alreadyHas he tried getting someone to knock him the duck out? Could help
Anyone else getting 'maybe this isnae ma dream joab vibes'? It's physically demanding, he's not sleeping and with all that walking in the rain, hell be loaded wi colds in no time.
He's also done ALL the Christmas content others are doing earlier this month so he's zero content to offer.
Yeah Melv, you have a day aff the gram and treat yerself to some stovies in your hoosecoat!
He's also done ALL the Christmas content others are doing earlier this month so he's zero content to offer.
Yeah Melv, you have a day aff the gram and treat yerself to some stovies in your hoosecoat!
Agree, cleaning as a job is hard work, especially after six months sitting on his sofa.Anyone else getting 'maybe this isnae ma dream joab vibes'? It's physically demanding, he's not sleeping and with all that walking in the rain, hell be loaded wi colds in no time.
He's also done ALL the Christmas content others are doing earlier this month so he's zero content to offer.
Yeah Melv, you have a day aff the gram and treat yerself to some stovies in your hoosecoat!
Now what sort of mask would suit someone with a knob nose? That's right, balls.
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Ahhh, sounds lovely!
*Raises a glass of joos in the colour red and passes a thimble of cheese*
Ahhh, sounds lovely!
*Raises a glass of joos in the colour red and passes a thimble of cheese*
I'll get the tapass table ready ma lovelies, a hot water bottle and two blankets so we can all sit around and watch the new Coca Cola advert whilst consuming our weight in cheese, criss and rustlers
When did he actually last show any cleaning on his account? His account should be renamed doing duck all with Mario
Saint Mario is sharing a post about a wee boy that needs a bone marrow transplan. I bet he just shares the post and doesn’t go on the register himself, he has done his bit and will now use the story to get himself attention.
Don’t forget the “now” at the end .
I don’t get the purpose of the now in “all areas of my life now”
hasn’t he always bloody over shared all areas
Of his life.
we have been on his
- teeth journeh
- cleaning journeh
- In bed with mazza and Derek
-moments of hysteria when funny things that didn’t happen happened
- his journeh to finding his dream jawb.
- his crafting journeh.
If he is now gonna share more with us i
Fear what it would be.
I just hope it doesnt involve latex , a whip and safe word
Thought I'd share new avatar created by my clever daughter - Melvin the tree.
Gives him quite a spiritual aura I think.
Gives him quite a spiritual aura I think.
So boujee! The eyebrows are a real homage to Bally, proper sharpie style.
That was the intent
Am fine, ahm absolutely fine Ma lovelies
Al be back at the weekend mwah mwah mwah
Al be back at the weekend mwah mwah mwah
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