That’s definitely a zip, or a buckle! Hope he gets somebody out, starts it up empty and sees the problem is solved 
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I’m not the most intelligent but if it is just a zip or something, Mario has made me feel like a member of Mensa 
I was just thinking you know What that means? an engineering man on call to Mario? Get ready for the I was "accidentally" caught naked story..Just sounds like something has been left in a pocket to me
I’m not boujee enough for a tumble drier so I’ll get back in my ain peasant lane.
Yes, this is what I was meaning!
Imagine if he gets an engineer out and it’s just a zip hitting the drum
Will it feature in his highlight where he clutches his beak and wipes away tears of laughter?
Uh anyone would need years worth of therapy after witnessing that stick insec ts clackers
Sounds like Dezzas hash stash tin and clipper lighter are tumbling about
Sorry but his is a bespoke tumble drying and definitely needs an electrician back in her ain lane
ETA made so many spelling mistakes there it’s like I was possessed by oor Marion
Probably been rinsing it out with Fabulosa
This is a great idea! You could say the first thing you need to do is turn off the power then fling open the cupboard next to the kitchen and find out what is inside. He has already basically given us his address, just say Derek phoned you and if he acts surprised or goes white then we know that something has happened to Derek.
My sister burned her kitchen down by not keeping the filter clean. Nobody hurt, so I laughed. A lot. In between telling her I'd told her to keep it clean. 
This also meant her and her kids had to stay with me for aaages. So no feeling sorry for her.
This also meant her and her kids had to stay with me for aaages. So no feeling sorry for her.
I hope it is as trivial as a zip and that he’s not blagged it for free.
Ooer yer flairs ma luvlee?STICK INSECT’S CLACKERS
Spat oot ma joos!
Yes and ma tapass table! I’ll have to get my mop out
Please tell me it's a mop that needs the bucket pumped ma luvlee?
If only I had one of them! I long to upgrade and pump ma bucket whilst Higher Love is blaring
Unlike Mario, I think one mop is enough for a 1 bed flat
So Lads! As I was carousing the streets today, walking on the pavements avoiding massive puddles etc I got to thinking, it has been a tit year and Melvin has kept us semi-entertained (although we all miss the carnage of the xmas night oot with Brenda and Sandra). So, how about if I come up with a christmas Melvin quiz? Kind of like the big quiz of the year thing on C4 but not of the year and just aboot oor Melvin and Deek? @menopausalmargrit gave me the idea with the Magnus Magnusen thing the other day.
I can be quiz master, but I'm not sure how we can do it. Does anyone have any ideas? Via zoom or something but I'm not sure about compromising our identities, OMG UNLESS WE WEAR MEL OR DEEK MASKS?????
Anyway, chime in with ideas lads
I can be quiz master, but I'm not sure how we can do it. Does anyone have any ideas? Via zoom or something but I'm not sure about compromising our identities, OMG UNLESS WE WEAR MEL OR DEEK MASKS?????
Anyway, chime in with ideas lads
This sounds amazing! I shall be there with bespoke joos and crisss. Yummy.
On another thread (cannot remember which one but it was just the other day) they did an ask a question type thing. So someone asked a question, another person answered and asked another question at the same time. There were a few overlaps / clashes but it was a fun idea. So it could be questions about Melv and Deek. It would be even funnier if the answers weren't actually true!
Haha those 'wrong answers only' posts on twitter are hilarious, like really funny not a hold ya nose and mouth fake funny!
Amazing idea!!
although I wasn’t around for mario a Christmas night oot last year.. so wish I was bet it was belting
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