I’m sure it’s in one of his highlights for laughs maybeI feel like I missed the blind Nikita dogs story.
please can someone update me
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It’s in his highlights ‘just for laughs’ if u can bare going through his 1,42337384955 million dotsI feel like I missed the blind Nikita dogs story.
please can someone update me
He really could have cut them dots down most of it was over the top hysteria
and he is talking tit. Being chased by blind dogs. Yeah ok Mario
I got chased by a dancing grizzly bear the other day too.Just many of the things that never happenedHe really could have cut them dots down most of it was over the top hysteria
and he is talking tit. Being chased by blind dogs. Yeah ok Mario
nikita dog though, still gets me 
I would but I would end up laughing and crying too much. Then I'd start wheezingI feel like I missed the blind Nikita dogs story.
please can someone update me
. Whenever I randomly think of it during the day it makes me laugh. Its on a highlight, and the dog was called Max.
I had to share this with you all. I found him a new cheese board for his no cheese platter
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Well if that ain't the very definition of boujee. I know exactly where he'dI had to share this with you all. I found him a new cheese board for his no cheese platter
Do you want to see Mario's fanny? Course you do.
And I'm passed off that you can't spell for tit, Marion! 
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Poor wee lamb has tried EVERYTHING for his insomnia.And I'm passed off that you can't spell for tit, Marion!
Nothing to do with watching tv and being on his phone before bed, the mountains of sugar he eats and all the clutter in that room.
Part of me wonders if it’s all for attention for the gram and he’s sound asleep as we speak.
Damn I was just coming here to remind everyone not to suggest things for oor Melv to cure his insomnia, because HE HAS TRIED EVERYTHING!
Imagine if he was still working at Debs, he'd be soo fuckin passed off that they're collaborating with JAIII DEEE!
Aww the wee fanny is taking sometime to himself
Mazdas hooosecoat is gonna be walking by the time he removes himself out of it... the bespoke sofa will have a hobbit sized outline indented in it.
I’m not surprised he’s so wired with the amount of chemicals and the light show Christmas tree he has me lovelies
I’m not surprised he’s so wired with the amount of chemicals and the light show Christmas tree he has me lovelies
I am so glad the fresh prince of Paisley is having some "me time" because god only knows how he manages to put one foot in front of the other these busy, busy days...
Right gang. We're being left high and dry til the weekend, although I bet he posts a few tags. I think we should play Melvin Mastermind to keep ourselves entertained - it's our specialist subject after all.
Anyone fancy being Magnus (old ref I know)?
Anyone fancy being Magnus (old ref I know)?
Absoooooloooootely nothin' ta de with that, ma lovelie.... he's gawt a bespoke internal clock and sleeping pattern that he cannae get control awf, despite getting the top sleep experts in the world to conducts tests awn him..... he's tried EVERYTHIN' and it's passhin him awf!
I had a dream about this absolute wax melt last night, drifting off and he pops into my head banging on about flogging individual Maltesers as some sort of moneymaking scheme. They weren't even wrapped!
What annoyed me most was I very rarely remember my dreams and then when I do, this is the content!
What annoyed me most was I very rarely remember my dreams and then when I do, this is the content!
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