Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

[BoujeeBabe]

Oh for duck's sake.... and duck again!

He's had "Hello my lovelies" on his tree!

And he's done something I was going to do, so I'm glad I didn't waste my money as it looks tit!

I am now DEDED!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Last year, I nicknamed his tree the Christmas abomination. 2020 deserves an update. I shall henceforth be referring to his offering as the "gender reveal"

 

[Cunnyfunt1]

Does Mario have his own bespoke colour? Plush pink? I’m sure it was blush pink last time I checked but he does like in a bespoke plush palace so sounds about right he would have his own shade of pink.

His Christmas decorations and tree looks like it’s belongs in a 5 year old girls bedroom.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Oh for duck's sake.... and duck again!

He's had "Hello my lovelies" on his tree!

And he's done something I was going to do, so I'm glad I didn't waste my money as it looks tit!

I am now DEDED!

My curiosity has got the better of me. What part of his set up has uninspired you?

 

[Cagayu]

I thought mario gave away his last tree. I can’t see any difference between this years and last?

Top one is this year. Below is 2019

 

[Noseyrosie62]

View attachment 302408 Melf on the shelf. And his fiancé dim deek

I’m honestly surprised he doesn’t own elf on the shelf and plays along like a 5 year old.
“Omg ma lovelies laawk what Ma naughty elf has dooon. His laying on ma bespoke table piece”

Some of the childish things he does I do wonder if he had a deprived childhood.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

The fairy with the Mario “cha-arm” on it just when you think someone can’t get any more self absorbed what a bleeping twit.

It’s bespoke, ma lovelies. The only bespoke thing about that tree is how ugly it is.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

I thought mario gave away his last tree. I can’t see any difference between this years and last?

No ma lovelie. It was his 2018 tree that was cast off. Enjoy the gender reveal for the last time, cos he's "so doing traditional" next year, meaning his newly acquired gonks, nutcracker soldiers and Bigfoots fluffy socks will not fit with the 2021 feem

 

[DilysMcGillis]

No ma lovelie. It was his 2018 tree that was cast off. Enjoy the gender reveal for the last time, cos he's "so doing traditional" next year, meaning his newly acquired gonks, nutcracker soldiers and Bigfoots fluffy socks will not fit with the 2021 feem

**freem, ma lovelie, freem

 

[Noseyrosie62]

No ma lovelie. It was his 2018 tree that was cast off. Enjoy the gender reveal for the last time, cos he's "so doing traditional" next year, meaning his newly acquired gonks, nutcracker soldiers and Bigfoots fluffy socks will not fit with the 2021 feem

That’s ok ma lovely Bernadette has already put a bid in for Marion bespoke cast offs x

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Jsut watched his gender reveal back again and the circular wooden decoration looks like it says Derek, Maria and Rayn

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

I dont know where its gone to, but I hope no-one needs the wifi code over the festive

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Wee lying fanny alert.....

Anyone remember him stood in the kitchen a few weeks ago saying he'd ordered more organza for his tree? We all went apeshit on the wasteful prick saying last years would have been reusable.

 

[BoujeeBabe]

My curiosity has got the better of me. What part of his set up has uninspired you?

Well, I was going to buy a metal bauble hanger and make my own bauble for us at home, my parents and best friend, but seeing his (the bauble with Natalie on) makes me glad I didn't bother as it looks like an egg! Instead, I bought an MDF Crissmas tree from eBay that I'll paint and will hang a nice red glittery bauble from it.

The fairy with the Mario “cha-arm” on it just when you think someone can’t get any more self absorbed what a bleeping twit.

It’s bespoke, ma lovelies. The only bespoke thing about that tree is how ugly it is.

Haha yeah, you couldn't buy one as naff, tacky and tit as that!

 

[other things online]

“Rayn is always by my feet” - no Mario she is thinking about how she is going to tear down that monstrosity of a tree

Haha she hates him! She’s thinking why have u locked derek in the cupboard?
also look at the creases on his rug (towel/blanket..)

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

The fairy with the Mario “cha-arm” on it just when you think someone can’t get any more self absorbed what a bleeping twit.

It’s bespoke, ma lovelies. The only bespoke thing about that tree is how ugly it is.

The pink fairy called Mario.... it's so tacky! Must resist urge to be a bitchy.....my battery has nearly gone so will watch the gender reveal later

 

[Followthey]

“My outbox is through the roof”
“You need them in the colour clear”
He really is the gift that keeps on giving

 

[MrsFierce]

The new reindeer, which he bought all by himself, well good to know you can pick your colour of choice!! Why does he always do that? Why not just say you can pick your own colour? Massively triggers me! Oh and the xmas grotto looks tit! Oh and it's also way too early and so forth...

 

[Nellyellie]

His outbox is throught the roof!
And cable ties are in the colour CLEAR!

“My outbox is through the roof”
“You need them in the colour clear”
He really is the gift that keeps on giving

Jinx

 

[Poptart]

Just when you think it can't get tackier those personalised reindeers arrive