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Content idea for Mario, put Easter decorations up on Christmas eve. Have you lot seen resurrection scenes? Like nativity scenes, and a lot weirder. 
Here you go, hope Mario gets one. Caption competition, Jesus is saying SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKERS
Here you go, hope Mario gets one. Caption competition, Jesus is saying SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKERS
Content idea for Mario, put Easter decorations up on Christmas eve. Have you lot seen resurrection scenes? Like nativity scenes, and a lot weirder.
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Come on or wee Rayn start pulling at those turkey twizzlers and bring the whole thing crashing down . Now is your chance hen for all the times you've ingested air freshener and had it sprayed on you
I can’t stop laughing at the “Derek/Mario believes” boxes 
Surely one box would have been sufficient?!I can’t stop laughing at the “Derek/Mario believes” boxes
I can’t stop laughing at the “Derek/Mario believes” boxes
The bells inside too
I was hooting Thhank you Mario. Thank you for all the content you've provided for us for the Christmas period with this reveal
They are available in white and black so I have to buy the colour clear. Got it 
I best go to b&q and ask for that colour paint. I’m sure the bloke at the paint mixing counter won’t think I’m nutty.They are available in white and black so I have to buy the colour clear. Got it
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this feels like it’s up there with left handed spanner
Not entirely for the better either #FREEDEREK
There’s still a big fuk off mirror there
God i hate Melvin so much right now. He is just such a wank faced bleep
Rug #1 ... what’s he currently on rug number 6?
I have no words for today’s content. None. Just enjoying my Prosecco and USA election result. Marion and his Christmas cave is just too much for me today. But as always you lot are hilarious. So aye 
alongside the tartan paint, rubber nails and bucket of steam ffs
. Colour clear. What the actual duck.I wouldn’t fancy my chances trying to navigate my way from the bedroom to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Is his flat shrinking?
I think so yes. that one, I remember the salmon one, the shaggy grey thing, and the too small pink one ....
Part of me wants to send him my credit card and be like kit me out Mazza just to see what shite I end up with
then send it all back and sack him as my personal shopper.His buddy roisin has made it big time with the am shite wonder if he was asked but said naw I’m in ma ain lane my page nae debates 
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God love him, he reminds me of Mr Bean, when he fills the stockings for him and his teddy and then acts all surprised when he opens it on Christmas morning. That'll be Mario and Derek opening their Christmas eve boxes!
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