This new jurneh into crafts has potential. Arse and crapts with Mario.
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Spoiler alert. He mentioned Dunelm but that it was too small. He could've got 2 for half the price he's paid for his crafty supplies. Reckon it's this.
Yes- it will be that! Should’ve just bought it!
he could’ve bought x3 and had some change!! 
He’s such a red neck 
. I hope Rayn tears it to pieces. What a walloper.
. I hope Rayn tears it to pieces. What a walloper.Why do I feel like Mario is going to pull a “here’s one I made earlier” and present a table piece he purchased but will try and pass it off as the one he made 
He is so proud of that bloody monstrosity
Oh my god I just can’t with what he wrote Memories!! It means a lot now!! From WHAT???? You spent an afternoon in your flat gluing some wood and plastic tat to the cardboard Jesus he’s addictive
Memories!! It means a lot now!! From WHAT???? You spent an afternoon in your flat gluing some wood and plastic tat to the cardboard Jesus he’s addictive Twig and berries, is it just me? #filth
Pissed myself when he said they do something similar ‘at the company’ Dunelm (did it come in the scent plastic and the colour brown, aye?)
Eight quid! eight quid for the sticks!! You know you can pick them up for free in the park, don’t you? Whit a red neck
I know you think he would have picked the twig tip up from his obsession with Mrs hinch who often picks twigs and sticks them to cardboard.Pissed myself when he said they do something similar ‘at the company’ Dunelm (did it come in the scent plastic and the colour brown, aye?)
Eight quid! eight quid for the sticks!! You know you can pick them up for free in the park, don’t you? Whit a red neck
Generalising here. But when did the uk become so Americanised? I feel like I’ve fell asleep and missed something in the last year? OTT for hallowen. Autumn tables. At this rate a new display will be needed every month to represent something.
January . Anti - Xmas display , February winter display so on and so forth , as our Mario would say
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We've got some trees they had to cut back at the back of the house. l could have sent him a tit loadPissed myself when he said they do something similar ‘at the company’ Dunelm (did it come in the scent plastic and the colour brown, aye?)
Eight quid! eight quid for the sticks!! You know you can pick them up for free in the park, don’t you? Whit a red neck
the noseDidn’t look like Del was home either. I reckon the cat was hiding from the nose. She only likes Derek so probably stays out of the others way until her love gets home
Maybe it's a boujee, one of a kind bespoke nest for the rats! to keep them merry and warm through the holiday season.Oh m8 it is a centrepiece! I'm shawked!!
Lol only Manbagzda would think that resembles a wreath
What the fudge is that?
(the witches movie)top one is the grand high witch witch when she takes her mask off and reveals her true self aka Mario and the bottom one is his attempt at a decorative table wreath for candles
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It was the “wreath”(the witches movie)top one is Mario when he takes his mask off and the bottom one is his attempt at a decorative table wreath for candles
ffs looks like something my 6yo would bring home from school.When he takes off all his bespoke bougie make up and skin products for his extra sensitive skintop one is Mario when he takes his mask off and the bottom one is his attempt at a decorative table wreath for candles
And the witch is defo who Marion takes style tips fromIt was the “wreath”
Why didn’t he just buy a door wreath and use that?
He'll probably start by saying he's chuffed with it, but eventually it will fall to pieces and he'll be fake laughing into his strangler fingers until his Xmas door wreath lady sends him a bespoke one!And the witch is defo who Marion takes style tips from
Why didn’t he just buy a door wreath and use that?
Who else is tempted to answer “Derek” to his question about if we wanted him to release something what would it be?
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