Mario looks like a complete crack head
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I'm in many threads and none come close to magdasWhy has this thread been pinned to the tap? Is it because admin have finally realised that oor Melvin is pure bespoke and boujee and therefore should be a spining example to the rest of tattle of what they can achieve on this new dayn of dawn?
Half a spud heart to you admin, spine bright so aye and so forth
So are herpes
Hello ma lovelies 
Ah been shopping an called inta Home Bargains the day ta pick up some absolute stapuls, including ma favourite candle! Am not fussed awn biscuit smelling candles, or anything autumn/winter related, but this is extremely not like biscuits and it's pure stunning!
Might get 6 more this week, because you can never have too many o the same scents, can ye? 
So aye.... an gowna give ma flairs and work surfaces a quick 5 minutes surface clean, then sniff some cheese an make a cup of milk/tea the day.....
Ah been shopping an called inta Home Bargains the day ta pick up some absolute stapuls, including ma favourite candle! Am not fussed awn biscuit smelling candles, or anything autumn/winter related, but this is extremely not like biscuits and it's pure stunning!
Might get 6 more this week, because you can never have too many o the same scents, can ye? So aye.... an gowna give ma flairs and work surfaces a quick 5 minutes surface clean, then sniff some cheese an make a cup of milk/tea the day.....
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Have we broken Marion with our chipolata chat?
I know heโs awfully quiet! Or the 4 hour working week has just knackered him out altogether
I don't think so, but don't quite me on that.
Hello ma lovelies, just catching up as I have been busy staying in my ain laine and doing my Joab. Mwah mwah. I need to know why is Aveeemayyys bimbo fella holding his packet
He's giving Derek a little preview show haha
Where is @cleaningupthecrap lately? I hope she's ok and has only gone to Paisley to stalk oor Melvin. I do hope she stays oot of Melvin's laine but finds out what the mysterious joab is. Although I'm beginning to wonder if he actually hasn't got a job at all and is just pretending for the gram and to keep us tattlers guessing and interested in his dull little life
He'll have rung in sick today. Crying in the corner and IBS through the roof and flair boards. Those meanies on Tattle laughing at his wee cocktail sausage.
Wee wully winkie ...some aye
I've been catching up on the past couple of days and I am FURIOUS I missed his chat about the pumpkin mug? Did he really say he didn't want it because it didn't have the face cutout? I'm dying 
Why has this thread been pinned to the tap? Is it because admin have finally realised that oor Melvin is pure bespoke and boujee and therefore should be a spining example to the rest of tattle of what they can achieve on this new dayn of dawn?
Half a spud heart to you admin, spine bright so aye and so forth
Melvin potatoheart
he really is that gift that keeps on giving; pure sit down and get some class boujee and bespoke Mario shinnin bright like a diamond momentsma lovely can I please trouble you for a bespoke Mario judging you gif?
Now this thread has been pinned everybody watch this thread it's pure boujee, and gold
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Let me know which highlight this is on and I'll add it to the collectionMelvin potatoheart
ma lovely can I please trouble you for a bespoke Mario judging you gif?
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Now this thread has been pinned everybody watch this thread it's pure boujee, and gold
If anyone else has any favourites that would make a good gif, let me know and we shall build a pure stunning, bespoke and boujee plush album of Melvin gifs for our children and grandchildren to beholdQUOTE="Kikini Bamalam, post: 2625143, member: 6233"]
Let me know which highlight this is on and I'll add it to the collection If anyone else has any favourites that would make a good gif, let me know and we shall build a pure stunning, bespoke and boujee plush album of Melvin gifs for our children and grandchildren to behold
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Thank you .It's the start of boywonder when Derek claps back at him over his 'singing ' the cola advert and he puts his chin down in judging you disgust for dare questioning him
Let me know which highlight this is on and I'll add it to the collection
If anyone else has any favourites that would make a good gif, let me know and we shall build a pure stunning, bespoke and boujee plush album of Melvin gifs for our children and grandchildren to behold[/QUOTE]
Thank you .It's the start of boywonder when Derek claps back at him over his 'singing ' the cola advert and he puts his chin down in judging you disgust for dare questioning him
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I reckon mario or derek is in that group.Sheโs made it onto the Facebook piss take group! She will be fuming!
aw ma luvlie go on buy wan... treat yersel cos you pure deserve it so ye dae. Mind n Chuck it straight in yer bin after each use though and be make sure to buy a new dispenser every year, I donโt know why but I know you must!! You enjoy your Xmas wrapping hen with a wee gin glass of joos and a cheese board with anyhin but cheese oโriteywell now,i have been known to just line up my wee bits of tape along the edge of the table... not very boujee i know, i must do better. i must get myself a dispenser - a house just isn't a home at christmas without one!
Maria would only be able to lift the really small stuff though, especially now that he's not as big and hefty as he was a few months ago.
It makes more sense reading it backwards
Not everything is free but that's how we like it!!! Hahahahahaha what a little scrotebag he is
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