I remember when he posted a story wanting to sell his 10K+ account. Such a twitit was the man that Ava May was bonkingcleaningwithjames used to be
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Bit of a throwback here but I totally read that in the same way Father Ted explained to Father Dougal "small cow.........far away cow"Have a look at avamay highlights, party 2019, Derek dancing
Normal size man and our wee hobbits.
Good God, he's like Count Alucard in that photo. Can I have extra garlic on my garlic bread and some garlic on the side please and thank you.
Or as my personal hero Ron Swanson would say:
Give me all your garlic. Stop. I'm worried you heard I want a lot of garlic. Give me all your garlic.
Sorry been a long day. This is the Count Alucard photograph
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Is she not bonking him anymore? I remember he used to be so wet and drippy. Proper dull man, boring as feck.it was the man that Ava May was bonking
Hilarious
Marion would fit in well at an Old Folks home, with his wee blanket round him feeling cosy x
I think we all would!
In Melvin's heed, he's so much better than everyone - probably including Derek! 
Just having a wee browse on tiktok .. mario seems to have deleted all his content 
.. but wee deeks tiktoks are gold!
.. but wee deeks tiktoks are gold!
Ok, which one of you stole the jtids from the bespoke title and replaced it with bog standard skids
Why have I never watched dereks tiktoks before!
OMG he is too good for this world he is a pure wee angel
OMG he is too good for this world he is a pure wee angel
I just want to know what Miriam's new joab is ma lovelies 
Not me ma lovelie. Not even tempted. I'd rather an Aragorn or a Rider of Rohan than a hobbit thanks all the same.I think we all would!
And I'd have an orc before a Melvin
Warehouse work...Iβm thinking this thanks to his hint when he was wittering on about weight lossI just want to know what Miriam's new joab is ma lovelies
The pic he shared on his story of the girl sharing a pic of her tape dispenser and tape saying something along the lines of βmakes wrapping presents so much easierβ ?? Am I missing something ?? How else do you wrap presents I thought tape and a tape dispenser was a βstapulβ in every house?
I thought tape and a tape dispenser was a βstapulβ in every house? 
Hello ma lovelies, just catching up as I have been busy staying in my ain laine and doing my Joab. Mwah mwah
. I need to know why is Aveeemayyys bimbo fella holding his packet 
mate but the other week he told us how he Buys wan every year???? Seriously??? I borrowed my grans big red tape dispenser thing (which is heavier than a bleeping brick btw) in2003 and it still gets whipped oot to wrap every Xmas birthday christening and bleeping anniversary present. These things could survive an atomic bomb so whyβs this wee a rite feeling the need to replace his every bastard year? Apologies ma luvlie a hud a late night rustlers burger there and too much joos, itβs just no sitting right, think I might have to prepare ma flair boards for a rough night. Spine bright and so forth ma luvlieThe pic he shared on his story of the girl sharing a pic of her tape dispenser and tape saying something along the lines of βmakes wrapping presents so much easierβ ?? Am I missing something ?? How else do you wrap presents
a new one every bloody year?!?! Thatβs mental! Iβm 22 and the one in my house has been about longer than memate but the other week he told us how he Buys wan every year???? Seriously??? I borrowed my grans big red tape dispenser thing (which is heavier than a bleeping brick btw) in2003 and it still gets whipped oot to wrap every Xmas birthday christening and bleeping anniversary present. These things could survive an atomic bomb so whyβs this wee a rite feeling the need to replace his every bastard year? Apologies ma luvlie a hud a late night rustlers burger there and too much joos, itβs just no sitting right, think I might have to prepare ma flair boards for a rough night. Spine bright and so forth ma luvlie
Mine is the same! Anything needing wrapped thatβs the first thing I get wits the need for a new one every year does he bin them?? Does he no know you can get a pack of 5 refill tape rolls for Β£1 out the poundshop?! Must be a long day for me because I am absolutely pishing myself thinking about all those empty tape dispensers sitting in that cupboard with nae tape to go in it 
βAveeeemayyys bimbo fellaβ hoowlingHello ma lovelies, just catching up as I have been busy staying in my ain laine and doing my Joab. Mwah mwah
Mine is permanently kickin aboot between the living room & kitchen for as long as I can remembermate but the other week he told us how he Buys wan every year???? Seriously??? I borrowed my grans big red tape dispenser thing (which is heavier than a bleeping brick btw) in2003 and it still gets whipped oot to wrap every Xmas birthday christening and bleeping anniversary present. These things could survive an atomic bomb so whyβs this wee a rite feeling the need to replace his every bastard year? Apologies ma luvlie a hud a late night rustlers burger there and too much joos, itβs just no sitting right, think I might have to prepare ma flair boards for a rough night. Spine bright and so forth ma luvlie
Perhaps I should get that PomPom wummin to bejazzle it for that extra touch of class 
Haha that tshirt! From the time when he bought a load of stuff with the man logo from boohoo, because he said it looked like Mario. What a weapon.
Was it cleaning with Curtis?Any idea who the βcleanfluencerβ may be?? I can imagine moira was seething about it so aye.
He does come across as the jealous type
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