Without a doubt he must of smoked some strong shit that day, definitely laced. Probably pulled a whitey after the ‘phwoar’Derek followed Mario on another insta account, chatted up Mario. I've no sympathy for Derek tbh, who actually looks at Mario's insta and thinks phwoar!
It's his ootbox ma luvlee not to be confused with his smashed letterbox....now stay in yer ain lane as I shall so ayeNow thinking about Derek sliding into Mario's dms, sending nudes etc (just me who does that? what?)
Nooooooooooooooo!
Touched where?His followers need to calm down, she does realise that Melv couldn’t put it into words either, even if his life depended on it
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Just lost all respect for wee Des I've always thought mario would have been the one to chase him! Nae luck pal you chose to exit your ain lane intae Mario's and noo look at the life you've ended up livingDerek followed Mario on another insta account, chatted up Mario. I've no sympathy for Derek tbh, who actually looks at Mario's insta and thinks phwoar!
Omg - the hair, the nose, the bad makeup and that stupid poutBecs ma lovelie, this is just for you all bespoke and plush on this new dayn of dawn. I hope you'll be fine ma lovelie
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Happy birthday ma lovelie. I've wrapped up a cereal box and put a Michael Kors sticker on it for a nice plush look for your birthday. Have sent it by Herms for you. Also I made this just for you xx
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Really ?!!Derek followed Mario on another insta account, chatted up Mario. I've no sympathy for Derek tbh, who actually looks at Mario's insta and thinks phwoar!
Is it Dereks flat ? I don’t know why ..but I felt like it was marios flat. Derek was homeless lured in by Mario with endlessDo we think Mario is telling the truth or was it really the other way round? Mario messaged Derek, went to his flat for a date and then never left.
#FreeDerek
I was wondering who could be more of a cringe than our dear Marion. Oh wait his fucking super fansHis followers need to calm down, she does realise that Melv couldn’t put it into words either, even if his life depended on it
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Blessings for the small mercy that you didn't expand that with "in the scent .........."I can imagine Christmas Eve he decorates his smashed in leggings wiener with tinsel, in the colour of salmon pink and makes use of the spare wine glass charms#bespokechristmascock
His eyes look shifty defo lying lol.
I’d be like ..... is that really you? Oh my gosh I can’t believe it ...... I just love your thread on TattleI honestly think if I bumped into him I'd accidentally out myself. "MELVIN" (think back to the 80's, Norm entering Cheers).
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