.In the colour silver?Like Marion, I'll be 37 in January so ah juss want ter say now in advance that there's absoooooloooootely nae need ta buy me a 3 and 7 balloon, hawnest ta gawd, ma lovelies.But obviously ah would like a bespoke shiny ring from Warren James, in the style of an eternity ring, nae debates!
it's just amazing to see yous aw in your ain lanes while am in mine. Nae debates.Let’s be honest the only lane Mario is in, is the bus lane sitting at the front of a double decker bus with all the tat he just bought in home bargains.The am in ma ain lane patter on here kills me everytime
Thank god he's got is ain lane he can fill it to his hearts contentLet’s be honest the only lane Mario is in, is the bus lane sitting at the front of a double decker bus with all the tat he just bought in home bargains.
) and Marion fussing aboot the borrower gaff with hot chocolate, copious cheese boards, a wee gin and even a wee cheeky rustlers burger if the boujee IBS permits... waiting on St Nick to squeeze doon the borrower chimney... so aye 
An iconic day
It’s got to be in the colour coral nae debates
Sorry ma lovlie, but St Nick doesn’t use the borrower chimney. He just bashes the letterbox in like the council guys. It’s a bespoke means of access reserved only for Moira’s gaffe.Hello ma lovelies, I’ve been absent of late coz I just could’ny be arsed with maid Marion and his bespoke life and his rules so I’ve been in ma ain lane. Joost wanted to say a can imagine Marion and dezza oan crimbo eve, sitting roon the pink monstrosity they call a tree, deek stoned oot his box ( as ye do
Love how this makes him look like he's tanned everything on the drinks trolley and is at that stage of drunk where he's minutes away from having his head down the loo and vowing never again
Anyway have a Melvin gif for your very own
Love how this makes him look like he's tanned everything on the drinks trolley and is at that stage of drunk where he's minutes away from having his head down the loo and vowing never again
this gif in brilliant. I wonder what he was saying ? Or attempting to say anyway
Anyway have a Melvin gif for your very own
Ha ha, a suppose he has to make a boujee entrance into the borrower hoose that is Marion’s lol
Awww my lovely on this day of dawn you have blessed me with a bougie bespoke name. Nae Karmer on your ass I love it
Happy birthday 'Bonkers. As Melvin would say "This day is here for you".
Can I call you Bonkers actually? I feel like I've known some of you on here for so long I have #gifted some unauthorised little pet names for youse aw. Just a few off the top of my head that I have sprinkled some bespokeness onto:
@Exhausted Pigeon - Pidge
@ayeayecaptain - Cap'n
@menopausalmargrit - Mags
@twilightgarden - tweely
@Kikini Bamalam - Nope, I'm not messing with that moniker!
If you're not on the list, your name is unabreviatable (yup - I made that up) or I might just've missed you but feel free to slide into my DM's and insist on me packing this tit in right now or having one of your very own.
Anyhoo - have a fantabulous day Birthday Bonks
Mwah mwah from BonksKarmer on your ass for being jealous of my name I have built from the groond up
Sorry I slipped oot ma ain lane thereKarmer as your ass for being jealous of my name I have built from the groond up
i might go tomorrow when I go to b&m so will let you know if I see himI’ve came up with another lane to explore on the job front...
Starbucks is opening this week in Renfrew Road. Which is walking distance from Marion's hoose that he built from the grun up and could see him walk under the walkway that the paving was from. Staff have been recruited and have been in getting training etc over the last few weeks?
