Cleaning with Mario #23 grinch's no 1 fan, who left skids in the pan

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Noseycow2020

Karmar on yer arse for not giving me a bespoke nickname
 
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Kaydeelaydee

Jerry Garcia said:
Tatty hearts, charrums and loads of sach-EEES to you ma lovelie on this, your special day! I know you won't want a fuss, but may I attach this lovely boujie picture as my gift to you!
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Have laughed til it hurts with this one. Love you Jer (see what I did there)

Noseycow2020 said:
Karmar on yer arse for not giving me a bespoke nickname
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You shall henceforth be known as Wee Moo - hunners of luff to you
 
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Noseyrosie62

Noo Ma Lovely he just wants to be in with Soph and stace. The arts and craft clan. His desperation is cheaper than those tatty wine glasses he will do Anything to be like wee good old soph.
 
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NOID-phal

Ahm finnne ma lovelie, (doing a fewmin potato heart at you)
Ahm in ma own layne, on ma own with no laybel by ma name of nick.
https://giphy.com/T5S2baHKApwgE
 
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Doodlebug71

Jerry Garcia said:
Tatty hearts, charrums and loads of sach-EEES to you ma lovelie on this, your special day! I know you won't want a fuss, but may I attach this lovely boujie picture as my gift to you!
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It wiz a Nikita dug to be pacific that chased Mavis causing him to open the fence ma luvlee...nae debates oan ma page ...ma page ma rules and so forth
 
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Noseyrosie62

let me create a vision:


‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the house, not a creature was stiring not even a mouse.
the tatty stockings were hung by the fireplace with so much care.
The toilet seat was sparkling and so were the flairs.
From the corner of dezzas eye , who should appear?
Maz in his primarni PJS and in his eye a glistening tear.

What’s wrong dear Mario it’s Christmas ma lovely?

it’s the Xmas deccies derek, da trolls say they are ugly.

All the pink and crafting
It appears Mario was no longer laughing.

Mario turns to rayn
“My dear gurl they all need to stay in their own lane.
“do the not know who I am?”
“I’m Mario McKnight, hinches super fan.”
I’ll pour a wine from my shitty trolley
And have some funny with dereks Xmas lolly”
Rayn dazed and confused from the toxic wax melts.
Mopes in the corner thinking what a shitty paw in life she had been dealt.
It’s not even 10pm on Xmas eve
But already dezza and rayn are bored shitless and feeling displeased.
 
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Giselle

NOID-phal said:
He'd call it, From the groond up.
Chapter one: me
Chapter two: me
Chapter three: me and Mrs hinch
Etc

Look at this horror from the range. I can see this in Mario's fire hazard flat. In the colour pink though.
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That’s such a fucking weird looking monstronsity .... would fit in well at Marigold Mansion
 
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BoujeeBabe

Aw, that's pure fabulosa, ma lovelie - well doon!
 
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Bestlife@60

God that’s a face even a mother would want to slap!!!
 
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allforthegram

Can’t wait for Christmas at marions, it’s going to be so boujee cheap plastic fantastic bespoke shitteiest array of STUFF you’ve ever seen.... if he doesn’t change his ‘flusher’ plant on the bog to a Christmas tree I’m gonna feel cheated. Nae debates ma lovelies
 
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MaxieMoo

Fucking he Fucking hell. Is strangler fingers completely tone deaf!!

Regions are locking down. Massive job uncertainty and yet this dick is going on and on and on about Christmas bloody eve.

Some people will probably get in to debt to buy their children's Christmas presents this year.

I love the banter about dear old Marion but he needs to wake up and realise that there is a pandemic going on and stop with the bloody Christmas Eve shite.

Jerry Garcia said:
Tatty hearts, charrums and loads of sach-EEES to you ma lovelie on this, your special day! I know you won't want a fuss, but may I attach this lovely boujie picture as my gift to you!
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Fucking hell. I'm in a mood today but that has totally cheered me up. Blind Akita Dog
 
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Noseyrosie62

He is defo spunked away any redundancy he got from Debenhams on a load of sparkly shite and all for the gram too.

what a muppet!! any intelligent person, given the current climate would put it away for a rainy day !
this time next year when he is more irrelevant than ever he will regret all the shite he spent it on, only to donate it to Bernadette the local horder.
and what was it all for ? To impress his fake friends on insta
2020 twat of the year goes to Mario Ma lovely’s .
 
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menopausalmargrit

Aw thanks ma lovelie.

Its coming up tae ma wan year tattle anniversary so al be throwing a wee celebration fur ye aw. A don’t want any fuss or any presents so don’t even hink a buying me anyhin. Al send oot the details via smoke signal fae ma new Ava May lighter.

Any helium balloons with be waved aboot then let aff into the air to kill the environment. It’s wit Marion wid huv wanted ma lovelies.

Anyway, thats ma air fryer just dinged. Turkey dinasours and smiley faces fur me and Rayn the night. Mwah mwah mwah
 
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BoujeeBabe

Like Marion, I'll be 37 in January so ah juss want ter say now in advance that there's absoooooloooootely nae need ta buy me a 3 and 7 balloon, hawnest ta gawd, ma lovelies. But obviously ah would like a bespoke shiny ring from Warren James, in the style of an eternity ring, nae debates!
 
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