I wonder what attracted them to monzos loft? Definitely would have been the higher love song like previously suggested. Or perhaps rats are becoming more bespoke these days and want to live a more plush lifestyle so went to the first fulllll rent build from the groon up place they could find so they could muscle in on Marion's lain... No wonder Mazda got angry, he likes people to stay in their ain lainRats are pretty amazing little fuckers and can climb. The saying like a rat up a drainpipe is very true. Since lockdown the pricks have been leaving the towns and cities and heading off to the 'burbs, because the restaurants closed down leaving them without a large food source. I kinda like them, especially since the thought of them made Melvin shit his bespoke pants
The fumes rising from his layer probably fucking killed the rats it would be like a cleaning chemical gas chamber living above him so ayeI wonder what attracted them to monzos loft? Definitely would have been the higher love song like previously suggested. Or perhaps rats are becoming more bespoke these days and want to live a more plush lifestyle so went to the first fulllll rent build from the groon up place they could find so they could muscle in on Marion's lain... No wonder Mazda got angry, he likes people to stay in their ain lain
He’s next to a train track too so they were probably just going into his for a bespoke boujie shagging session. Those ratsThe problem with a block of flats, is if one of you has cockroaches, everyone gets them. Mice can get in tiny gaps, and squirrels are tenacious little bastards, get in any little gap in the roof. However, is his block a stand alone, not touching trees? I'm notit was squirrels, think Mario didn't like to admit he had rats.
We had an enormous wasp nest in the loft, not nice, the stingy bastards.
And last night, just about to fall asleep, SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER and that pic of Mario and Rayn
Cut my post off!
Started laughing, got told off.
This mental image is absolutely sending meEvery time Melvin blasts "Higher Love" the rat population of Paisley toon centre boogie on over to his place, shimmy up the drainpipes and have a wee rat rave, sweating their little furry asses off in your pj's.
Just a theory, mind.
This! Is absolutely Stunnin!!!I've found out Mario's new job.
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You definitely need help @NOID-phalHe's fine ma lovelies. Not been fired, definitely not.
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Oh thank GOD!!! I was soooo worried.Absoloooootely fine, ma lovelie
Maybe our wee hobbit is now a tree surgeon?View attachment 276413 Is this near his work?is he giving us clues tattlers?
Right, someone needs to get awn the case, nae debates!View attachment 276413 Is this near his work?is he giving us clues tattlers?
Park warden?Maybe our wee hobbit is now a tree surgeon?
Waiting patiently for a local lovelie to tell us where this is.View attachment 276413 Is this near his work?is he giving us clues tattlers?
Hullllo ma lovelies . A heard there was nae debates about revealing where this boujeee tree is . I’ve hurtled up and down this street on way to calls many timesWaiting patiently for a local lovelie to tell us where this is.
Darn! I thought he was making us guessHullllo ma lovelies . A heard there was nae debates about revealing where this boujeee tree is . I’ve hurtled up and down this street on way to calls many times. It’s known as East End Park in Paisley . Nowhere significant ma lovelies . Karma on my arse if I get called out there the night !
Where could he be working near there?Hullllo ma lovelies . A heard there was nae debates about revealing where this boujeee tree is . I’ve hurtled up and down this street on way to calls many times. It’s known as East End Park in Paisley . Nowhere significant ma lovelies . Karma on my arse if I get called out there the night !
I bet hes working in the Leisure Centre as a fitness instructor. He instructs the dance class and makes them all sweat their asses off in your pajamas whilst doing potato hearts. Nae debates.View attachment 276507 Red pin is where the tree is. Working in Morrison’s?
We need theView attachment 276507 Red pin is where the tree is. Working in Morrison’s?
So what is the new job ? He made a big deal about get the job of his dreams but nothing more which leads me to think it really isn’t the job of his dreams. I mean I feel for him losing his job it’s hard times and I wish that on nobody but to act like he come off better just to keep up front is ridiculous and insulting to those in similar situations xAuch hallo ma lovelies. Wit a day av hid, done ma 2 oor shift & ma boss wanted me tae dae overtime? Does she not know that someone as boujee as masel has nae time spare to contribute to anybody but ma sel. Am absalootely affronted.
Noo that av got that aff ma chist al have a wee cuppa coffee, a mean a know it disnae agree with ma awfy sensitive bowels but a feel like a need a wee pick me up.
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