Oh dear the rats were comedy gold. Dezza was marched down to the cooncil to complain. Jokes on them, the mice came cos they heard there was gonna be a cheeseboard but there was only rustlers burgers, pickled onions and crackers on a piece of wood?
How did the rats turn up at the hoose? I thought they'd see Marion's face and fuck reet off!It was the time when we were all assured at least 32 times that him n Derek pay ‘fuhl rent’
Rats (or squirrels?) quite rightly didn’t give 2 fucks about that minor detail
OH MY GO DI've found out Mario's new job.
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Can't stop laughing. II'm just going through his numerous stories and the Rayn one cracked me up!
"SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER"
Mario : "Come here or wee Rayn. Daddy loves ya, you little bitch.!"I'm just going through his numerous stories and the Rayn one cracked me up!
"SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER"
Sadly, he won’t be out doing the slosh with his ladies this year X#ratgate .is somewhere on this thread, this is from the carnage that was last years christmas night oot with tha lassies, I think it is just after this. Anyway it is well worth a read because that whole thread is actually brilliant. We had so much material to work with back then
Cleaning With Mario #3
Did he say he wants tae get steamin' this weekend? Hope that's after he rescues the lasses from their makeup disasterstattle.life
To whatever genius first came up with "Melvin"So.... I'm bored on da bus and I'm on da bus bored...
'Bitter' sound aboot right, so aye!
No wayyyyy!!To whatever genius first came up with "Melvin".This just resonated so much that Ive never looked back and now I know why.
“Unexpected item in bagging area” and he turns up with his laminated swipey thing, jumping to the conclusion that you’ve scanned a sirloin steak through as a tub of DairyleaThought you were going to tell us you saw him working there
I was the Melvin originator although I never knew that meaning. I used to work with a real Melvin and he was the oddest, creepiest little man that I've ever met, so I just called Melv Melvin because of that. Who knew though? Council protectorTo whatever genius first came up with "Melvin".This just resonated so much that Ive never looked back and now I know why.
Unlike the blind nikita dug the rats did indeed see his face - and upon viewing his shrewish features and pointed snout, they were misguided into believing he was one of their ownHow did the rats turn up at the hoose? I thought they'd see Marion's face and fuck reet off!
That's my bedtime reading sorted tonight#ratgate .is somewhere on this thread, this is from the carnage that was last years christmas night oot with tha lassies, I think it is just after this. Anyway it is well worth a read because that whole thread is actually brilliant. We had so much material to work with back then
Cleaning With Mario #3
Did he say he wants tae get steamin' this weekend? Hope that's after he rescues the lasses from their makeup disasterstattle.life
Omg!!Unlike the blind nikita dug the rats did indeed see his face - and upon viewing his shrewish features and pointed snout, they were misguided into believing he was one of their own
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