Did he say he wants tae get steamin' this weekend? Hope that's after he rescues the lasses from their makeup disasters
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Can you imagine how bad his tan will look after his session? I mean, I know it looks bleeping terrible when he's put it on anyway
He's looking pure bald in his lift selfie tonight ma lovelies
Ohhhhh he's on the prosecco lads! Fingers crossed for a major pissed up live. He looks like a total prick in that selfie.
What the actual duck? I had to take a second look. I thought it was a cross between Nanny McPhee and Mary Cocking Poppins.
What an utter gob shite. I can almost smell the polyester from here!
What an utter gob shite. I can almost smell the polyester from here!
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I'd welcome the live. I'm in need of some major cheering up 
Glad he was on hand for hair and makeup!
He looks like a panto villain in primark menswear.
Mr Bamalam just looked at the Melvin selfie and asked if he was going to a Dr Who fancy dress party
Literally shining ma lovelies, maybe lay off the highlighter huns
Let’s get messy.... yeah me and two old dears living it large in a travel lodge woop wooop
Pouty pics, just no. Looks like rayns bum with lipstick on.
No Derek, is he going to shag those two ladies???
Here's Mario de rulo and his anaconda and fake tan.
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Sooze, Imagine Melvin's head on the Cliff pictures body...
Oh God....Sooze, Imagine Melvin's head on the Cliff pictures body...
Mario is hilarious . They must have been in stitches at his jokes . What a tit he is .
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Is Derek asleep somewhere?
Lamest night out ever
Well, Maurice’s night out is epic....
freminds me of a knees up at a retirement home.
freminds me of a knees up at a retirement home.
Mazza is so fun.
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