Cleaning with mario #21 smell the wealth in the plush padded cell 💎🥔

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Cagayu

Cagayu

Wheretonext said:
He’s clearly embarrassed to admit what his new job is. If it was his dream job like he said it was, he’d have it plastered everywhere.
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Agreed, he couldn’t even stay quiet about his parents being mortgage free. I cannot imagine him sitting on his dream job and not saying anything.
for this reason alone, I’m thinking he’s stocking shelves somewhere and he’s embarrassed about it.
 
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mammaof3

mammaof3

WTF are those gliitter balls for?

and won't all those un/flavoured alcohols upset his bespoke IBS, aye.

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Wee Boujee Hobbit

Wee Boujee Hobbit

Miss_Becs said:
OMFG, maybe that's why he bought the boujee trolley, to get some practice in! 👀😂😂

I just wanna know what the joab is, sick of waiting, so aye and so forth. 😡
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He has no empathy for us, so selfish. We are sitting in our ain lane waiting to hear the news. He is deliberately keeping us on our toes. How dare he. Very selfish little wee man. Nae debates.
 
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Poptart

I bet hes sat on his phone reading the comments on tattle about not saying what his job is whilst sniggering and saying "karmer on yer arses!"
 
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BoujeeBabe

I'm guessing....

Healthcare Assistant
Avon/Body Shop rep
Hairdressing apprentice
College student studying hair/beauty
OnlyFans
Online home shopping food picker
Prostitution

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Bluetomato

Bluetomato

Miss_Becs said:
I'm guessing....

Healthcare Assistant
Avon/Body Shop rep
Hairdressing apprentice
College student studying hair/beauty
OnlyFans
Online home shopping food picker
Prostitution

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Onlyfans 😳 I’m going to be having bespoke nightmares tonight...
 
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GreatBritishFakeOff

The way he’s hyping this up you just know it’s gonna be a like a deflated fart when we finally find out what he’s actually doing

My bets on working with Dan Yell helping to knock in the press studs onto the next piece of hideous furniture to cram into his hoarded hovel
 
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BoujeeBabe

Bluetomato said:
Onlyfans 😳 I’m going to be having bespoke nightmares tonight...
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Haha!! 😂

With all the tat in the flat, you juss know he'd never be able to remove everything from the background, so you'd see a bottle of fabulosa or some wax melts through the order of your eye whist trying to contain your excitement at a near nekkid Marion draping himself over the bed, all seductive.... 😏

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Shmebulock

Shmebulock

I reckon somewhere like Dunelm or The Range. Whatever it is isn't going to be worth our long wait.
 
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Exhausted Pigeon

Exhausted Pigeon

He said he couldn't wait to 'get stuck in' so surely it's not care work as that would be weird.

Any catteries around his neck of the woods, maybe he'll be mucking out litter trays and pretending he's not hated by all the residents.

 
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