Cleaning with mario #21 smell the wealth in the plush padded cell 💎🥔

[Boreoff]

He’s being very secretive about his Job.
Sat amongst the tat in the flat Thing one said to Thing two “Oh the places i’ll go”

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

I ooooooo off to joint the pastry trolls and see what's going on

 

[Poptart]

Passed you jooooss want some crisssss?

Thanks ma lovelie *potato heart* some crisss would hit the spot right now!

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Hinch thread is boring. People kicking off over some food on a doorstep that she didn't even leave there. It was already there some nutters over there

Thanks ma lovelie *potato heart* some crisss would hit the spot right now!

Are we no having any tapp ass today? I want some jooos in a disco ball please ma lovelieie, but leave it on the side and stay in yer ain lain or kamara will get you *potato heart whilst sweating ma ass off in your pjs*

 

[Poptart]

I'll rustle

Hinch thread is boring. People kicking off over some food on a doorstep that she didn't even leave there. It was already there some nutters over there


Are we no having any tapp ass today? I want some jooos in a disco ball please ma lovelieie, but leave it on the side and stay in yer ain lain or kamara will get you *potato heart whilst sweating ma ass off in your pjs*

I'll rustle up some Tapass just for you ma lovelie...I've got some lovely chips with 3 table spoons of salt on if that tickles your fancy? Do not spill any on the peach beach towel though or it'll be karmer on your ass!

 

[shadyessex33]

Another day off?? bleeping hell. No wonder it’s his dream job. The boob has only been in one day on his first week.

 

[Cagayu]

I’d totally forgotten about Flight of the Concords, thanks! I’ll need to get on YouTube.

If it was just an interview he was going for why did he claim he’d been approached by many companies and say he’d got his dream job.

If it’s something he’s embarrassed about like shelf stacking etc. then why mention it at all?
He’s a lying wee gnome.

FYI nothing wrong with shelf stacking, I work in retail myself. Mario is the type to feel all 5’5 of him is ‘above’ that job.

I agree. It’s what I do but he’s not proud about it obviously!

 

[BoujeeBabe]

I ooooooo off to joint the pastry trolls and see what's going on

Omg, get over there with a jug of spaghetti and park your ass, you're in for a ride!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Another day off?? bleeping hell. No wonder it’s his dream job. The boob has only been in one day on his first week.

You plucked that thought right out of my brain .

So much for any company being lucky to have him cos he's "a grafter". Pffffffffffft.

 

[shadyessex33]

You plucked that thought right out of my brain .

So much for any company being lucky to have him cos he's "a grafter". Pffffffffffft.

I can imagine him now. Lounging all over his plush sofa. Tatty dressing gown on, one ball hanging out of his bespoke boxers

 

[To Mrs_OG]

“As long as you don’t lose the person you’re grand” . Just laughed out loud and reminded me of my student days on placement . I never lost anyone but had to disengage a few times when supporting people to appointments of the criminal justice kind

Worked in social care for many years. The people I see come in and out of this career path I could 100% see Melv doing this ... for a while

 

[NOID-phal]

I can imagine him now. Lounging all over his plush sofa. Tatty dressing gown on, one ball hanging out of his bespoke boxers

Oh. Gif didn't attach. I'M PHONING THE POLICE ABOUT THE MENTAL IMAGE. etc

 

[other things online]

I’ve just remembered I actually dreamt about him n dezza last night. My daughter and cousin were going for a photo shoot On their own in a gym I didn’t have a car and it was a 2 hour walk from the train station but ten minutes in a car. So I messaged our Mazda n said I’d pay him a tenner for him n dez to pick them up from train station and take them to this gym and pick them up do the same later on. He said he wouldn’t do it for just a tenner He wanted 35z This place was where he lives, and were in Yorkshire. Bizarre. Probably dreamt of him cos a watched his highlight just for laughs in bed last night He also had LOADS of hair!

 

[Eat more cake]

Another spelling mistake. Crisp day?! I think he means crissss.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Another spelling mistake. Crisp day?! I think he means crissss.

Can't believe it's almost the weekend! Everyday is the weekend for the lazy duck, he does duck all all week

 

[Eat more cake]

Can't believe it's almost the weekend! Everyday is the weekend for the lazy duck, he does duck all all week

I thought I was a layabout but he takes it to another level.

 

[NOID-phal]

No matter what the new job is, or even if Monday was just an interview or induction, isn't he complacent. This might be why he's first in line when the p45s are handed out.

 

[other things online]

I thought I was a layabout but he takes it to another level.

Same here

 

[Badaboom]

See, a normal person would say, “this is the account I bought the bell from last year. They are back in stock.“ Why does he make it sound like it is his range of Christmas gifts. His ego knows no bounds

 

[lauramars]

Can't believe it's almost the weekend! Everyday is the weekend for the lazy duck, he does duck all all week

I’ve been made redundant too but I’m running around after a wild child all day! I look forward to weekends as that’s when my partners time off is! i still get very bored in the house even though I’m busy!