I think it’s because he buys cheap ones at £5 then does that god awful karate chop in the middle! That maybe be ok on more expensive ones but will just caus the cheap ones to sag and not go back to original shape?Another day off?? I want his jobAnd why oh why does he need MORE cushion covers????!!!
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A bit strange isn’t it. Maybe shift work like others have said but usually your first week is daytime hours is it not?
I haven’t watched him for ages so may have missed this- and sorry to go over old ground but
WHAT IS THAT DRINKS TROLLEY
WHAT IS THAT DRINKS TROLLEY
The congrats card, the two days off. He's defo just had the interview on Monday. Wee fanny.
Imagine if he didn’t get the job after him ‘grabbing it with both hands’. Knob.
Bespoke ma lovlieI haven’t watched him for ages so may have missed this- and sorry to go over old ground but
WHAT IS THAT DRINKS TROLLEY
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Naaaaah I am done. So much to take in!Bespoke ma lovlie
The disco balls, the shot glasses, the fact it’s on wheels! His flat is so small he can probably reach the fucker sat in bed!
Or, he has a spending addiction
I’ve had cheap ones for years however I don’t do that stupid chop!!I read those words in the wrong order and now am traumatised. Thanks!Imagine if he didn’t get the job after him ‘grabbing it with both hands’. Knob.
No worries, remember he was in a war for his bespoke services. What was it, 3 job offers for little old him? He can just go with one of the unlucky losers...Imagine if he didn’t get the job after him ‘grabbing it with both hands’. Knob.
I think it’s the chop that will kill his! They look awful on this morningOr, he has a spending addiction
It will be interesting to find out what has really gone on. Theres a big difference between someone saying “oh xx is looking for people“ and someone approaching him and saying ”I need someone, and you would be perfect “No worries, remember he was in a war for his bespoke services. What was it, 3 job offers for little old him? He can just go with one of the unlucky losers...
I think youse are all right that he has maybe been for an interview, so hardly the personal offer he has been claiming. He could have just taken Monday aff the gram, then we would have been none the wiser. He obviously can’t stop himself oversharing his life, either tell us what the job is or shut up about it!
Av nawt caught up on on his stories so far, could just manage seeing a few from Beggy but I read in her he's off ... WHY IS HE OFF WORK AGAIN? 
Wtf is the deal with his new joab? 
but I read in her he's off ... WHY IS HE OFF WORK AGAIN? Wtf is the deal with his new joab? 
It's probably a care job, plenty of them to sign up to. You go on an induction day and they sort out your log ins for your learning packages etc then you go home and get them modules done and sort your DBS out and then they can sort some shift for you. I'm wondering if this is what is going on atm x
calm doon and so forth ma luvlie you don’t want yer ibs seeping through the flairboards ffs. He’s probably turned up tae his new joab oan Monday and been mobbed by his fans, absolutely stowed at the door so he had to just come hame tae his safe place with deek n wee babygurl raiiinnn.Av nawt caught up on on his stories so far, could just manage seeing a few from Beggy
it just be bleeping hard right enough being a celebrity of his calibre. I suppose he’ll have his ain office n that anyway ma luvlies so plenty privacy. Wonder if he needs a PA.... I could dig ootma pencil skirts n court shoes oot the loft.... ooaft I’ve many a memory of the old after work drinks in those bad boys
anyway I’ll just stay in ma ain lain the noo and maybe deep him a wee message, maybe he can interview me for the position and I’ll bring kandy bad yum Yuma that should definitely seal the deal 
Aye, you are very right, ma lovelie.calm doon and so forth ma luvlie you don’t want yer ibs seeping through the flairboards ffs. He’s probably turned up tae his new joab oan Monday and been mobbed by his fans, absolutely stowed at the door so he had to just come hame tae his safe place with deek n wee babygurl raiiinnn.
it just be bleeping hard right enough being a celebrity of his calibre. I suppose he’ll have his ain office n that anyway ma luvlies so plenty privacy. Wonder if he needs a PA.... I could dig ootma pencil skirts n court shoes oot the loft.... ooaft I’ve many a memory of the old after work drinks in those bad boys
I hope oor Marion didn't work himself into into the grooond on his first day (because we all know he's a grafter, so aye and so forth) and has ta take time awf due to exhaustion? He's going to have to resort to grabbing something else with both hands at this rateImagine if he didn’t get the job after him ‘grabbing it with both hands’. Knob.
Mario..... have you got yourself a proper job or NOT?
Stop playing these games with us mere Tattlers for crying out loud.
I haven’t watched him for ages so may have missed this- and sorry to go over old ground but
WHAT IS THAT DRINKS TROLLEY
That has given us many a laughs has that dear little trolley
He’s clearly embarrassed to admit what his new job is. If it was his dream job like he said it was, he’d have it plastered everywhere.He's going to have to resort to grabbing something else with both hands at this rate
Mario..... have you got yourself a proper job or NOT?
Stop playing these games with us mere Tattlers for crying out loud.
He's oan eh back shift doon the Kandy Bar in Saltcoats
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