calm doon and so forth ma luvlie you don’t want yer ibs seeping through the flairboards ffs. He’s probably turned up tae his new joab oan Monday and been mobbed by his fans, absolutely stowed at the door so he had to just come hame tae his safe place with deek n wee babygurl raiiinnn.
it just be
bleeping hard right enough being a celebrity of his calibre. I suppose he’ll have his ain office n that anyway ma luvlies so plenty privacy. Wonder if he needs a PA.... I could dig ootma pencil skirts n court shoes oot the loft.... ooaft I’ve many a memory of the old after work drinks in those bad boys
anyway I’ll just stay in ma ain lain the noo and maybe deep him a wee message, maybe he can interview me for the position and I’ll bring kandy bad yum Yuma that should definitely seal the deal